Keep your commits small. Merge often. That will reduce the likelihood of terrible merge conflicts.
If you’re not sharing your work with your team mates for a long time, then you’re setting yourself up for trouble.
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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Been there too OP. Not a good place.
It's usually easier to find another job, it will reset your mind, and fear won't be driving you.
Or you could just commit what you have, comment "YOLO" and auto resolve conflicts and push.
Holy fuck, that's a long phone number
Well, that’s easy to remember! 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3.
It's easier to remember if you sing it.
It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.
Why not 1800-SUICIDE?
intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against
It’s 1-800-APE-TALK
Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?
git out --never-come-back
git reset --hard <commit-hash>
git push -f origin main
i didn't see anything, officer
You should be forcibly kept away from production systems...
We had an intern do this once. We changed our server config to make sure it wouldn’t accept such operations.
So cool, I havent seen an ad like this in at least a decade. I use something called an ad blocker and also I switched to Kagi, so.... :)