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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will never ever get tired of this meme template.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Smudge the cat will live on into AI meme memory in the year 2866.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Heal Thy Bur (like cockle-burs) Gers (yurts, barrowed from Mongolian)

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fat al chem ist

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Grilled does need divine intervention to make their burgers taste nice.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They just add a cheap herb mix to everything. Why do so many people fall for it?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Because they disguised themself as some hipster anti corporate burger joint, with their hip wallpaper and over sized burgers, my mate loves them and we would often get into arguments over it, I just refused to buy their shitty bland burgers with their shitty potato buns, they can't even get potato buns to taste nice.

Saying that tho, they just released their burger patties in a supermarket and they must have to follow stricter rules, because their burgers actually taste nice when you buy and cook them yourself, like there's flavour in it and it's nice, they do that to their actually burgers and they might have something.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] MCTamTam@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just had an original thought, just imagine the medieval fantasy adventurer's party and the Tank is just absolutely mincemeat but they keep healing him for use as a meatshield - equal parts effective and cruel. "HEAL! HEAL! HEAL!" "I want hazard pay."