Shoot yourself to own the libs.
Ok then?
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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Can this be the new cinnamon challenge?
Charlie Kirk challenge.
Sounds like a plan. Hopefully a nationwide one
Ok then?
Oh, Caden
Lmao what the fuck
They want to instigate a race war.
Nazis gonna Nazi.
Republicans, man. Literally will hurt themselves if it harms those they hate. Did you happen to notice the party with control over all 3 branches of government just let it shut down...?
“Many of you have asked, ‘Will Caden be facing any charges?’
“‘What about the taxpayer cost of this large-scale investigation and search?’
“I can tell you those items are not off the table at this point,” the sheriff added.
That doesn't sound very convincing. The little shit deffo should be charged straight away.
You need the DA to bring charges against him. That could take a few days while they review the case.
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The teenager was later found “alive and well” on September 26.
"Well" other than the self-inflicted gunshot wound, one imagines.
For a Nazi, that is 'well'
Totally not a cult of mentally disturbed people.
Mofo shot himself on the leg for no reason lmaooooo
Holstered a loaded gun, safety off, in his belt like on TV. This kid has a future with ICE.
My money is accidentally shout himself in the leg, the tried to cover it with the kidnapping story. But I don’t know the actual timeline, I’m just trying to rationalize the stupidity, which could be a mistake.
No: as per aticle and Op post, he purchased camping supplies beforehand. He planned it
Sanest Florida-man
(Shoots self) “Ha! Take that, Libs!”
Will we finally go full tilt and get to see one of them eat actual shit to make a “radical leftist” smell it?
Bro just Jussie Smollet'ed himself
His last name is a homophone for “spite”. This shit writes itself.
Is that how you pronounce it? I would have pronounced it like "spate."
What kind of idiot shoots themselves in the leg
ICE capades.
Shouldn't he be on a terrorism charge?
Reminds me of a nazi in Germany that had his friend hack of some of his fingers to blame it on radical leftists.
Jeez, the alternate timeline where Tom Holland turned to Meth is wild!
Definitely something a Caden would do
Sounds like Caden needs to watch some true crime to find out just how stupid he looked to anyone with at least two brain cells.
to find out just how stupid he looked to anyone with at least two brain cells.
We are talking about Florida people here.
Actually not. The only reason why we see these stories from Florida is because the state has unusual transparency laws on reporting offenses.
This type of Florida man shit is taking place across the country we just don't hear about it.
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This guy is a full blown loser.
To what purpose?
Incite hate while becoming a new MAGA star. If it worked out he could become an influencer and be famous forever as the kid who escaped being kidnapped by scary brown folks.
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for the grift. There's money to be made being a facist in America because you can con your fellow facists for money. He wanted to be a martyr for "the cause" and then ride that clout for financial gain. go be on some podcasts, start his own podcast, start a crypto currency, etc, etc, etc.
To these idiots shooting oneself in the leg is a minimal price to pay for a potential multi-million dollar payday.
Tik-Tok "blame it on Mexicans" challenge.
Missed his head. Typical.
What's going on is clearly not good for the mental health of people.
How do you miss your own neck by that far?
Why would spider-man do that?!
Seriously, that pic looks like Tom Holland.
Dude shot the wrong part of his body but that's not a surprise
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