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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 14 points 10 hours ago

We're all holding our breath until we find out if the farter is MAGA or a radical leftist.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

crazy that nobody's questioning the ladies on stage at this point

gaslighting fr

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It’s okay, everything’s just AI anyways

[–] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 9 points 6 hours ago

Who the heck is HAIM?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds like a shitty PR stunt

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 9 hours ago

👃 🤢 📈

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Right?! The article links twice to tickets, something smells fishy.

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I've definitely farted at a Haim concert

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But have you ever farted... at all of them?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It was they who dunnit I done seent' that flatulence! Oh I don't seent' it and it were horrible. All them candles done rised up like the devil hisself apperated right fore our very eyes!

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Radical leftist /s

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 hours ago

What is HAIM?

[–] ChetManly@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

Where is a HAIMS?