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HAIM Fans Investigate: "Why Is There a Farter at Every Haim Show?" (consequence.net)

submitted 16 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But have you ever farted... at all of them?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

It was they who dunnit I done seent' that flatulence! Oh I don't seent' it and it were horrible. All them candles done rised up like the devil hisself apperated right fore our very eyes!