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[–] db2@lemmy.world 101 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!

[–] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] vodka@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago

Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren't upvoting Life of Brian gifs?

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

Aaah! That's where Biggus Dickus is coming from!

[–] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

M&Mius Withius Peanutius

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Only if you ate an actual cat.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?

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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago
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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Sweat Greens employee at the register:

“What can I get for you?”

Me and the boys:

“Salad us.”

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Starburstius sounds a bit wild

[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Butterchickenius

fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)

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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

tylenolius

My son is autismus

[–] essell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] lietuva@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Burgerius sounds pretty believable

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Vegetarian Toast Hawai ius
Edit: It's kind of funny because my real name is Kornelius

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Ryktes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius

[–] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

MC chicken nuggius

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Tacobellius

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Cheddar Cheeseius.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ginger biscuitius

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Gummi bearius

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (7 children)
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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

General Tsoisius

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Spätzlnius, I'm not sure this works 🫤

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[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Cheese Center Oscar Meyer Hot Dogius

Pesto Genovesius

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Pfefferbrezlius

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Porridgius Maximus

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