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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ich sehe dein Rindfleischetikettierungsgesetz und kontere mit Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz!

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ein echtes Meisterwerk der Michmichkunst!

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Ich weiß was da steht und kann's nicht lesen wzf

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Wundervoll!

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's actually not the real German law. The actual law is called Rindfleischettiketierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz. Or short: RflEttÜAÜG. It was part of an act called Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleisch­etikettierungs­überwachungs­aufgaben­übertragungs­gesetz (RkReÜAÜG). But sadly it was abandoned in 2013. But we have a longer one, the Grundstücks­verkehrs­genehmigungs­zuständigkeits­übertragungs­verordnung (GrundVZÜV).

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sauron will whine about there not being enough space on the Ring for all of that so he had no choice but to shorten it but he should've thought about that beforehand and made a bigger ring! Ordnung muss sein!

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ne, der Befehl ist dass der Ring großer sein muss

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There are few who can.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

You know that Inglorious Basterds scene with the three fingers? Works with letters too.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I can spell it though, albeit only with great difficulty."

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Roses are red

Sky is blue

I can pronounce Eichhörnchen

But never could you

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well I can pronounce 'Oachkatzlschwoaf', can you?

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I might be better at it than you think. De Deivel is a Eichhernle.

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hope your throat will get better, soon.

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I too can slam my head into my keyboard

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, the Schreiberknapfdrückenkopfknallern maneuver

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

As it was used in StarTrek when the Enterprise encountered a massive alien ship and Kirk succeeded at not fighting it.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Beef Labeling Act

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Obviously an acute case of Pseudoschreibschriftleseschwäche.