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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

There is a point where ignoring trolls no longer works. You have to deal with their bullshit.

Alex Jones used to be such a troll. He isn't anymore. If he didn't do this, people would continue to forget he exists.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

But DEMOCRATS are Nazis!

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Check out the knowledge fight podcast if you haven't already.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Uncontrolled heaving? Retching? Reverse peristalsis? Hives? Eczema? Purulent sores? Spontaneous human combustion? Missing time due to effects of alien abductions?

What wild effect?

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Those are the guys we keep being told not to call Nazis because it's "too polarizing".

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I imagine it has the same effect as when animals use wild colours to deter predators. Except it's the reverse and instead an easy sign he's a predator.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Look at me! Look at me! LOVE ME!!!"

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he can't stand that media cameras are pointed at someone else right now. imagine giving yourself the stupidest mustache for attention and having to tell people it makes them mad.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 8 points 2 days ago

So the tan suit wass also intentional? Right? Like he's trying to look like Hitler.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Looks like it's time to play stoke or meth?

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's twice as attractive as before.

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago

And simultaneously half as attractive.

Tap for spoiler0*2=0 0/2=0

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone

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[–] pheonixdown@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

That is one suspicious Tiny Little Mustache.

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