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Leopards Ate My Face

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Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/36073274

Sure you have, it was called Trump's first term.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 104 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Despite his troubles, Maxwell remains supportive of Trump, saying that he is “going to be patient,” adding, “I believe in our president.”

Jesus Fucking Christ.

[–] SalaciousBCrumb@lemy.lol 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The only way they’ll learn is when they die from Trumps policies.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, they won't learn shit. That's the only way to get them out of the gene pool though and they're choosing it themselves so, clean hands.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Correct.

Remember HermanCainAward?

Hundreds, potentially thousands of cases of people earnestly amd vigorously killing themselves by refusing proper treatment untill it was too late, in the name of dedication to complete mis and disinformation.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Nope. If they die from Trumps machinations, their kids will ask "why did Biden kill daddy?".

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Sadly, dead people can't learn shit.

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Morons are rarely self reflective or the dildo of consequences rarely arrives with lube.

[–] Azal@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago

They haven't learned, they won't learn, and they will never learn.

[–] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

What a cuck.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So why are we still listening to these idiots? They’re going to keep supporting this mess, so why should we care about their self-imposed problems?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm with you. These guys are just starting to get their face nibbled and their asking us to kindly pull the leopard away and point it towards someone else.

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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love that the farmers in this article are complaining about being destroyed by climate change. Which doesn't exist according to Trump and will not be even slightly fixed, but made much worse by his policies. But it doesn't matter, because the trade war the big baby started will put the farmers out of business even faster than climate change ever could.

The levels of stupidity are mind blowing.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Climate change? No, that can't be it. One person in the article points out that:

“The weather is in the control of a higher power"

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What if we stopped growing so many soybeans for export, and instead grew crops to feed human people in the United States? I know I know, it’s crazy talk.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Soybeans are used to feed people in the US.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Only half. The other half is for export.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Then use the other half to feed people in the US.

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

And do something to fight hunger in the United States? Sounds socialist. Better to let it rot in the fields /s

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

They won’t because capitalism

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

SOYBEANS TRANS THE YOUTH WITH ESTHER’S GIN LIKE ALL THE LADYBOYS IN TIE LAND

IM NOT GUN LET THE GUBBMINT MAN DATE MY SON HAVE TITTIES JUST TO LIVE

WEED RATHER DIE PROUD AND AMERICAN THAN KETCHUPULATE TO BIDEN!!!

(In case it wasn’t clear, and in 2025 why would it be: /s)

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

What by teaching people how to eat Tofu? Can you see how well that would go over in rural America? They're still reminiscing about the government cheese.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Only half"

jfc

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Historically it's because the soybean market is growing soy and selling it to China. I think the US demand for soybeans for human consumption is met by US production. You'd have to create a lot of demand to make soybeans worth growing if they aren't selling overseas

[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. That's the problem. /s

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We all know the administration's policies are the cause of our current woes. That does not mean a restructuring of current food production practices is not warranted.

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[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn bro that's crazy, maybe don't elect a psychopath next time

[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

What is this "next time" you are talking about?

[–] absquatulate@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Jesus christ. He's not your friend, you poor bastards, he's selling you to the corporations! He's doing their bidding!

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Manbaby who bankrupts 5 casinos can't manage federal government. More at 10.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

~~Manbaby~~ man, baby-fucker,

FTFY

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Everyone of these racist pieces of shit need to go bankrupt. Let these terrible people live on the streets.

[–] Azal@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've always spoke out about corporations. I hate big corps. I have always wanted to get big corps out of running farms.

Fuck it! Hey Tyson, hurry up and buy up every fucking meat farm out there. Bill Gates, buy up whatever is left! Make these fuckers that inherited their pappa's farms have to work the land after selling it. I don't fucking care about them anymore.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Imagine your family hands down a farm for generations and you fucking sell it to Purdue and they make you continue working on it for starvation wages

😭how could the liberals do this?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Good.

Suffer.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could be worse, could have left them in Limp Bizkit

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[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good, let them suffer

Youafe your bed of hell, now sleep in it you fuckers

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Really wish it were more than just farmers.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is and will be. This is just a hot topic right now.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Hot topic now because it's harvest time. Wait until the spring when none of these farmers have the money to plant anything...

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The difficulties won't be limited to Trump voters, unfortunately.

[–] falynns@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Haven't seen it since the last time they voted for him to do the same thing. Hope the racism and lib-owning was worth it. Have the day you voted for!

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah God I feel so sorry for these Trump loving people. I really really hope that these leopards don't continue to eat so many faces. Leopards are going to get full pretty soon!

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do we do in the face of dumb ignorant sluts?

We laugh. We try to love.

Farting works as a last resort.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

No we don't try to love them anymore we admit they're ignorance and the fact that they hate so much that love doesn't make a difference. What

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Particularly galling after he promised to leave them INXS.

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