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[–] a14o@feddit.org 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To fix this, add if(num == 255) return true; before line 10.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Peak efficiency there.

But use 2147483647 to be safe.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, Python!

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)
bool isOdd(int num) {  
	const oddNumbers = [];  
	for (let i = 1; i <= 10000000; i += 2) {  
  		oddNumbers.push(i);  
	}  
	if (oddNumbers.includes(num) {  
		return true;  
	}  
}  
[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago
[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Maybe memo just to be safe, but LGTM!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this incident has been reported

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You should make it oddNumbers.includes(num%10000000)...

[–] schema@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

And if not, unicorns!

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Will this ever return? Won't it just overflow the stack?

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Yep, this will cause a stack overflow.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

A mod will appear in my office and claim my problem is a duplicate when it's not?

[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Might very well be an endless loop because tail recursion can be optimized to reuse the stack frame. Depends on a lot of things of course.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

~~Hm, stack overflow is basically a forkbomb in programming?~~ ok, bullshit.

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 18 points 2 days ago

Forkbomb kills the entire system so not really.

With the stack overflow the runtime will gracefully terminate the program.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No.

A stack overflow is a symptom, not the illness. A fork bomb is an illness.

Software coming from the mathematical point of view, assummes it has infinite resources. However, a real computer has many resources that are finite.

CPU time is finite. Memory amount is finite. There is a finite number of network ports. And so on.

A stack overflow just means: "you have run out of this resource called 'the stack'". The stack is a region of the memory. Each thread of each process has 1 stack, and it is not infinite in size. This program will cause a stack overflow because it is infinitely recursive, and each function call will consume a bit of the stack.

A forkbomb is not the end of a finite resource. A fork bomb is a program that uses "forking" to rapidly consume system resources. A fork bomb might cause a stack overflow. Or an out of memory issue. Slow the computer a lot. Or if the OS has a hard limit for process amount, it might reach that limit.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

A program such as the one in this post is a loop designed (intentionally or not) to run out of stack regardless of how much there is. I'd call that an illness rather than a symptom.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Program it with template meta programming and cause a stack overflow when compiling 🤓😎

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Boss: don't spend any time on it, just vibe code a solution.

You: sure, I enjoy receiving a salary, what could go wrong?

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-even

don't look at the weekly downloads if you are faint of heart.

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

To be fair in a dynamic typed language with dumb string to int coercions, I kinda get why such a library would exists. So it's more a symptom of terrible language design than modern dependency hell.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

If you really want to see some horror, follow the dependencies

[–] ThanksForAllTheFish@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

https://10xengineersqualityprogramming.github.io/ https://www.npmjs.com/package/@falsejs/falsejs This is hilarious, has 262 of the best useless dependencies. In all seriousness though how does anyone ever audit a npm package, it's dependency hell!

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Fixed

boolean isOdd(int num) {
  if(num == 1)
    return true;
  if(num > 0)
    return isEven(num - 1);
  else
    return isEven(num + 1);
}

boolean isEven(int num) {
  if(num > 0)
    return isOdd(num - 1);
  else
    return isOdd(num + 1);
}
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the downside with this approach is that it will eventually terminate. the version in the original post has the advantage of giving me plenty of time to contemplate life’s many mysteries.

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

What can I say, I'm a performance nerd.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

isEeven(∞);

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why the complicated if statements to check the sign? Just let the number overflow. Would be functionaly the same, and result in much prettier code.

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's a platform dependent change. Overflow is undefined behavior. I'd rather have my code portable so it can run on my Univac 1101.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
isEven(0) ->
    true;
isEven(Num) ->
    isOdd(Num-1).
isOdd(0) ->
    false;
isOdd(Num) ->
    isEven(Num-1).
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hmm.

isEven(-2)...<out of stack error>

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Nah, tail recursion optimization can just reuse the same stack frame again and again. It's going to loop until it wraps around what ever integer width it has and then tells you if the biggest integer is even or odd. Or, if it's nice, it's going to complain about the wrap around

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When it fails, it at least points you to the site where everyone asks for help.

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 day ago

Closed as unclear

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

easy fix... if infinity return false.

mathematical breakthrough bonus proof: all numbers are neither even nor odd.