Ask Lemmy

I will leave you in suspense on if I will open the door.

I have an induction forge and an induction smelting crucible. That's literally endless entertainment, until my arms get tired.

We're BBQing! I've got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I'll make some garlic bread. I've got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you're in to that.

The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.

Jokes on you even if I leave now. I'll be at home in 20 mins.

I will play Van Halen's Jump on my synth for you

That depends. Are you male or female?

cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody

We can totally play some board games, or if you play an instrument we could jam. House is even fairly clean, I'm ready and waiting.

Boring standard screen-based stuff. I could dig out a board game if you really want, I guess.

Maybe you'll like my dog?

that's not enough warning time and I didn't get the message, so you'll be entertaining yourself watching the dogs in the window as I ignore the doorbell

Well, I just made guacamole, so I'll feed you that with nachos and fire up some old movies with old music -- big bands, jitterbugging and stuff like that. In particular, I wanna show you the 1933 short "That's the Spirit" with young band leader Nobel Sissel.

Play with my kid. I'll be in bed.

By calling 911.

I'm sick, so we're watcbing Hollow Knight streams.

I mean I might still be jacking off so that'll probably do it

First day back at work after two weeks off, so…. you can walk my dog? He’s pretty bored

Noir movies and mst3k. Although I did get the supernintendo working recently

I will show you my cat. After, I'll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.

If you play guitar, bass, or piano/keyboard, we're having a jam session. Otherwise, board games! Flashpoint is a cool one, it's easy to pick up and it's cooperative

I’ll whip you up a pizza. Got dough and sauce in the fridge. What toppings would you like?

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