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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Many phrases for defecating use the word "take". It makes no sense to me

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I run into the stall, push the people off the toilet and jam it into my own ass while it’s still warm.

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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

It's like having a nice lunch. Take can often just mean do like 'take a break'

[–] Alatarius@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

Where'd you leave it this time? Last time the kids didn't find it til Easter.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Short for take a break to shit.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Your doing it wrong. You gotta own that shit!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Take a shit...break?

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tru. Im gonna go with "commencing shit" from now on

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Shit sequence engaged

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I prefer the phrases "imma go shake a tit"

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Someone here has never experienced the joys of a public bathroom

I will not elaborate.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Psssh. Beat it, chick. I’m taken.

spoilerTaken a shit.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

if its BROWN let it mellow.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago
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