I don't give a shit
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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We don't have to take any shit from you here.
Same here. I just abandon it instead of taking, giving or whatever it is that some people do.
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Take ~= have ~= do
Take a break == have a break, but a break isn't a tangible thing, so this is shorthand for "do the actions required to constitute a break"
I don't want to have a shit, either -- I'm trying to get rid of the dang thing!
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It's not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. "A shit" in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.
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Chinese people say pull a poop, and I think that's beautiful.
"I'm going to take a shit."
"Well don't take any of mine! I'm saving those for later!"
Shit as a verb, not a noun.
That's the bizarre thing about English. Maybe native English speakers don't really think about it, but as someone looking at this mess from the outside, I can tell you that it's really nice when verbs and nouns are distinct.
You also take a shower
Take a bow after a performance.
Going to the bathroom to leave a shower
So what do you think happens to all the shit you leave around? Someone's gotta take it.
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You've never "taken a break" or "taken a time-out" or "taken a nap"?
It's not like "taking a X" is a foreign construct.
I take a break, a nap and a time out because Inwant those things for myself. I don't want shit.
English is the shit we keep taking
I'm going to have a shit. Which doesn't sound quite right either when you look at it that way.
At least in New Zealand that usage would not be that uncommon
Hey im leaving a shit right now!
I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.
Sir, I believe you left this behind.
Under the restaurant table.
I gift a riverboat to the otter people in exchange for splashy kisses on my cheeks.
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Ich scheisse.
100% original realization, way to think of it.
Beavis, referring to Andy Rooney on Sixty Minutes: “and another thing. Why do they call it taking a dump? I’m not taking it anywhere!”
Found the clip: https://youtu.be/Wf9QkrC04d8
I bag it up to throw at politicians and CEO’s.
Take a shit break.
One man's "leave a shit" is another man's "take a treasure"
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