Also male lions spend an absurd portion of the day sleeping, and leave most of the work for the females
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That’s the dream.
Feminism has failed in its goal in making me into a house husband who plays vidja all day long while the dishwasher and washing machine do half my work.
Same, I could just have to receive my wife with a glass of whiskey and a pussy munching
Actually that's not true, male lions are usually hunting alone and in dense vegetation. Newer studies show that male lions actually hunt as much prey as female lions! It's just harder for us to track that.
"I'm a lone wolf."
OK, so you're too useless and/or immature to pull your own weight among your group and they kicked you out?
“I’m an Alpha male”
Ah, you’re so stressed, scared and disconnected from your community that you resort to intimidation and violence in some desperate grasp at self respect?
Yes I do, but only at my own expense.
Lone wolves are usually sick or unwell .. and have usually been made to leave the group because they are a threat ... and often are desperate and dangerous because they have to survive on their own which is near impossible and they won't last very long until they can find a group that will accept them.
Lion: I wouldn't be where I am without my ladies.
ass
Butt
Hindquarters, even.
You've gone too far!
Posterior too.
Ass.
Maybe not the lions? Unless you think men fighting over harems of women is cooperation.
Juvenile male lions have a bro thing going on. Like Disney's Lion King but with more lions.
Ass
What the fuck is bad::s supposed to mean!?
I think bad::5 is IPv6
"my wife chews on my balksack when I can't keep up with her sexual appetite. this is a cry for help"
It be that way sometimes (most times)
There is a category of Russian memes known as "волчьи мемы" (literally "wolf's memes") where you have a picture of a wolf, often distorted, put some cliche edgy text on it, but swap some words to make it into something hilarious.
Entrance is entrance
and exit is an entrance
in the other direction
At home among his own,
A stranger among strangers
And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.
Psychologically accurate lion meme: “As a narcissistic wacko I yearn for a strictly hierarchical system, and I deserve to be at the top of it”
You forgot the word fascist. They are also fascists. All these alpha male wanna be's are all fascists.
Yep, the Venn diagram for this would certainly be gloomy.