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[–] shish_mish@lemmy.world 140 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

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No no no. My Good'ole'Boy high school curriculum told me the slaves were forced off the Plantation by the mean Union thugs in their War Of Northern Aggression.

Clearly, this picture is just out of context or propaganda or idk he was clearly doing drugs and the police were just trying to help him out but he wouldn't stop resisting.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Robert E. Lee, the hero of the south, tortured his slaves so savagely that his own slave overseer was disgusted and refused to participate. Which leads me to believe that the scars seen in this photo should be considered "within reason."

See? Bright side to everything if you're enough of a monster.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

and that's not even getting into lynching picnics for the whole family, or community, cannibalism, using hair and other body parts of slaves to make medical devices, furniture, or decoration, and who can forget sexual slavery, raping slaves and selling the resulting children into slavery, many first hand accounts from slaves talk about constant sexual abuse. so it's not ALL just torture and mutilation of living people, or dehumanizing them in every way imaginable.

and one of the big fat myths of slavery, the docile happy slave. Never happened, slaves were very frequently rebelling, trying to organize to over throw their masters, and creating a whole systems of escape. There was no happiness in slavery, it a daily power struggle to suppress slave revolts and uprisings, and keep slaves in a constant state of fear and terror.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Slavery is negative for a reason.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Are you forgetting how good it was for all those slave owners though? They liked it a whole lot.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 24 points 2 days ago

Epstein Files

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

after 200 years, the house finally lives up to its name.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
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[–] Una@europe.pub 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idk if you seen prageru, basically had a cartoon where Christopher Columbus said how "being slave was better than being dead"

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 34 points 2 days ago

(this ignores the thousands of taihno who committed suicide, choosing death over servitude, and how much work Colombus' men put into preventing others from choosing the same path)

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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How bout we enslave this fucking nazi turd. Drag his fat fucking ass around, go full mussolini.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If anyone deserves to be tortured and dismembered, it’s Trump.

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[–] chonkyninja@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I can only get so erect.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 38 points 2 days ago

museums should start showcasing trumps epstein and russian collusions in thier exhibits.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Whitehouse is not sane and should not be given any credence

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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s almost as if racism is a core value among American conservatives.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Conservative idiots like Trump want to white (heh) wash slavery because they want to bring slavery back. Not just for black people, but of course especially for black people first, but also for all the other poors they think they can exploit to make themselves richer. Somehow they think everyone should be on board with this, and alas probably some subset of idiots will be even after they're already wearing the manacles themselves.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Slavery still exists in the US, it just now only mostly focused on African Americans. The Prison Industrial Complex is an abomination.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Yes, it still exists as the "except as punishment for a crime" loophole in the 13th amendment. And when fascists are in power, they love to make any arbitrary thing a crime so they have a justification to imprison anybody.

Once they run out of farm workers due to having deported them all, expect Trump and his cronies to be super keen to staff those same farms using slave labor -- for profit, of course -- via just rounding up whoever else they don't like on phony charges.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Stupid racist white people would be slaves and be saying, "I may be a slave, but at least I'm not a black slave."

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Trump feuding with a history museum. You'd think that would sound the 'fascist' alarm to his supporters, but seems like nothing will.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

That's not an alarm to them, it's a theme tune.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (7 children)

When I was in middle school, we had to make a list of pros and cons of slavery for classwork. I remember it being homework but I can't see that bullshit flying if the parents knew.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Pros and cons from who's perspective?

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like there are two ways that list could go.

The first is trying to whitewash slavery. The second is trying to help students understand why horrible things like this happen; why did entire economic systems get built for such a horrific practice.

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[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pros: Removes any ambiguity about who the shitbags are.

Cons: Now good people have to kill the shitbags to free the slaves.

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[–] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

So, teaching the horrors of slavery is woke now? They are just telling on themselves now.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People sang more back then. There were hardly any workers comp claims. And it kept kids off their dang iPhones.

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The logic:

400 years of slavery but your great great grand grand kids have been taught 1 or 2 farming skills a piece.

Oh, and we will be generous and only charge half price for those 400 years of your food and lodging.

You owe us really...

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Did you even say thank you?

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

There we go.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh no!! Maybe he should go back in time and prevent the developement of chatel slavery, if he's so worked up about the historical representation of slavery in-general.

That said, chatel slavery seems alive and well in the US Prison system. Maybe some of us really are too distracted by the history to bother fixing things in the present. Mr. Mangione allegedly might have something to say about it. Maybe I just wasn't paying enough attention at that cookout, back on December 4th.

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[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (8 children)

It's amazing how all these dumbasses look exactly the same. I knew exactly what she'd look like even before watching the video.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Fun fact I overheard! This is a thing in cults. It's something about a uniform appearance plus appearance policing (either overt or to fit in).

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Y’all know he’s demented as fuck, right?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 days ago

I am so ready to go home and throw it in much trash Mormon mother's face. I hate that she buys into this shit.

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

You need to take the bad with the good, otherwise you'll never understand how far we've come. We hold on to slavery to remind us what it took, how efforts were not in vain, and to continue work on pushing for the things we believe in. We are here today because of the hardships we have endured yesterday. It's not "white guilt", it's to remind the world that slavery is bad no matter who does it, to teach us what it looks like, and that we all benefit from eliminating slavery, no matter the form it takes.

When we forget those things, we have things like the anti-vacc movement. People who have their own beliefs that fly in the face of reality, who've never had the experiences first hand, and to bend the notion of what is good. It rewrites the legacy of people's efforts, obscures the lessons used to fight, and trivializes the problems of the time. It manipulates both people and purpose and turns it against each.

My own opinion: Nobody feels guilty about slavery. There are only those that feel regret it's not still around.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Black people loved slavery. There. I cut out all the euphemisms and just got us to the end goal to save us some time.

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time to stomp some Nazi Republicans? please?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

We have to keep drilling in that slavery is bad because there are still so many fucking racists in this country.

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