Red/left/bloods side is worse. My asshole is already dirty when I’m pooping, so toilet water on my ass is what it is. But my dick? My dick is clean—I don’t want my pickle rubbing up on some shit stained toilet bowl, no thank you. I’ll take the kiss.
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I bought elongated toilets.
This?
That looks like your balls just sit in piss water.
Only if your squat game is weak
Of the two, right is worse. The real killer though is when you take a long shit and it slaps your balls as it falls over.
Only happens in their de weird ass American toilets that have a giant lake below you.
To fix this, place some toilet paper in the water below you, it'll lessen the backsplash
I mean either option practically never happens to me.
One long poop that breaks the water surface before dropping from the asshole...no splashing, no touching the bowl with the dick.
Lots of toilet paper before dropping the load.
Which side touching the bowl with your dick
The left side
Are you on? Poseidon's kiss
I'm on all day <3 <3
I thought it was the witches kiss or Poseidons kiss
If your the only one who uses your toilet there's nothing wrong with a Poseidon's kiss, like a little free bidet.
My stoned ass thinking this is about bongs
Good argument for low-flow toilets (which my water company literally offers to pay for lol)
Poseidon’s Kiss is when you courtesy flush and the water splashes your balls/ass. Touching your dick to the cold porcelain is called the “Witch’s Kiss”
I don't make a fuss about any of it, Karen.
Wiping is for liberals!
Look at these "liberal" fascists. They want to expropriate even an ass wiping. What next? Jazz is for negros? Wine for women only? Hmm? What, Karen?
That isn't what that means.