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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 week ago

The browshirts at least were proud of their shitty ideology.

[–] Jode@midwest.social 25 points 1 week ago

I would love to know how many of these ding dongs "just couldn't wear a mask" during covid, and now...

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

🎶Big tough men

Gotta hide their faces

Because they're afraid

Of their concequences

They don't want you to know that they're weak inside

And that's why they all joined ICE.

Ohhhh, Ice stands for

I Cry Everyday!

And it also stands for

I Can't Ejaculate

They've got a racist boner

For deporting your Abuela

Now even superman has teamed up with the Klan.

So these big tough men

With their body armour

To help them to defend

Against a stay at home father

Lets everyone know that they're all weak inside

And that's why they all joined ICE.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Literal poetry. I applaud you

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People are using this to kidnap folks. If they don't id themselves, they are kidnappers and you should defend yourself lethaly.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why has the country that has always defended it's "right to bear arms" in case the government comes after you, now bending over backwards and spreading their arse cheeks when these goons come to take their wife????

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

call the cops and say people are impersonating ICE officers, either the "ICE officers" are real and you've now slowed them down and sown discourse, or it turns out they aren't real and you've now avoided a potentially even worse fate than prison camp

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

And the SS rocked those Hugo Boss outfits. Trump can't tie his tie the right length, the fit of his pants make him look like he just filled his diaper, and he surrounds himself with women who look like Janice from the Muppet Show. He's not even good at being a fascist.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

The brownpants people

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

These ICE cucks fear that they will fail because it all sits on the shoulders of a shit filled idiot balancing on swollen ankles moments from an artery clogged death.

If it falls apart then they only have their face masks keeping them from being identified and shunned from society.

Their VP Vance couldn't hold this together and Stephen Miller only hides behind the curtain so well because of the buffoon in front of it.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

They're scared that eventually we're going to get them. They've seen their Nazi compatriots hauled into courtrooms even 90 years later. They're scared that's going to happen to them. And they should be. We're going to get them all. Might take decades but we're going to do it.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ok but this is at best deceptive. They often appeared in public unmasked but a lot of their most famous violent shit was done masked for anonymity.