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ICE Is Nothing Like the Brownshirts, Because the Brownshirts Actually Identified Themselves
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🎶Big tough men
Gotta hide their faces
Because they're afraid
Of their concequences
They don't want you to know that they're weak inside
And that's why they all joined ICE.
Ohhhh, Ice stands for
I Cry Everyday!
And it also stands for
I Can't Ejaculate
They've got a racist boner
For deporting your Abuela
Now even superman has teamed up with the Klan.
So these big tough men
With their body armour
To help them to defend
Against a stay at home father
Lets everyone know that they're all weak inside
And that's why they all joined ICE.
Literal poetry. I applaud you