Not working and get a leg exercise, what a steal
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
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Leg day motivation
Just gonna have to piss and shit all over the seat to assert my dominance.
bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.
Not sure how these novel toilets work.
But I'm quite sure they forgot a piece, luckily you can buy that for about 8€ and bring it to work.
Compensates nicely for the angle.
Also don't know how to flush them but the boss will work that out.
You can do that for disability reasons.
Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.
I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.
I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don't care who's claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.
Don't hunch over? Stretch out! Legs and all! The easier angle will make it even better support.
Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.
I'd just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message
If I'm suffering from the green apple splatter, my legs will not give a shit about 13 degree angle.
FADAQ!
Weeeeeeellll
I wouldn't mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go
Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I'm all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.
Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don't be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.
I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it's not all bad, but mistakes were made!
This is just grounds to have a Squatty Potty at work.