Let's protect them from the gays and groom them behind closed doors* I fixed that for you
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MAGA Lawmaker Who Vowed To 'Protect' Kids From LGBTQ+ People Resigns After Arrest For Child Pornography
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He resigned so he would be available to be appointed to a high ranking government position by Trump... if you surround yourself with Pedophiles you don't have to worry about them not defending you, and its clearly working so far.
He'll get a life sentence with no parole, minimum security prison with 12 hours of work release per day.
This happens so often I wonder why people haven't learned to immediately become suspicious when a public figure says they want to "protect the kids"
Wow, that's crazy. So now we're going to more closely inspect the test of the Congressmen... Right?
Right?
LOL, because of course.
The conservatives are the ones that were [1] screaming about kids being trafficked by Hillary and friends out of the basement of a basementless pizza parlor, but this probably all had so much traction with conservative idiots because it's always projection with this bunch.
Always.
[1] Some probably STILL are screaming about this. I can think of specific instances of people I saw online that were still quite sure that pizzagate was real, in spite of what the Liberal Media and The Deep State were lying about, naturally, and that because Taco was in office, that The Storm was going to happen at any moment. This was in late 2020, before the election (Tacostein getting elected again would of course fix something that he was unable to fix in his first term, so that's why you should vote for him in 2020) and very long after the term "pizzagate" was used as a punchline. I could see these people claiming The Storm was going to sweep up Hillary, et al, all throughout the years of 2017-2020.
At this point, due to how the, "every accusation is a confession," phrase keeps proving itself true, over and over, I genuinely believe that a group of MAGAt Republicans are trafficking children for sex from the basement of a pizza parlor, somewhere. I mean, maybe it's really a pancake parlor or something, but....
Agreed, and when these dingbats stroke off to fantasies about how "The Storm" is going to take out all the Democrats, I think they are hoping that will distract from the real storm of arrests that should be happening among the conservative population nearly everywhere, and at all levels.
Good Sweet Baby Jesus! I fear you must be correct about this. The bizarre specificity of the accusation which is objectively crazy otherwise screams that GOPers are actually doing this somewhere!
“Same as it ever was”
Every congress session should open with someone holding up a giant posterboard labeled "Number of Child Rapes" and below it have GOP politician on the left and drag queens on the right, with a big fat 0 under the drag queen section.
These MAGAts need to be banned from being near children.
"Robert John "RJ" May III"? There's two more of these reprobates?
The irony is so strong here.
Oh golly gee, what a total surprise! Who could have possibly seen this coming?
Honest question: HOW MANY?
Kids? No more than a few dozen, low hubdreds at most.
Gop? All of them.
Slow castration with hot oil would be the proper thing to do to fix the sick motherfucker.
Steve Martin called. He wants his old scepter through the ears gag back.
no one wouldve saw that coming for sure
/s
No way a maga politician was lying, next you’re gonna tell me rich people paying less taxes is bad for the country
Of surprise to absolutely nobody.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
Oh crap, everyone panic if you are friends with this POS. Otherwise everything is panning out its natural course.
State or federal
Flip a coin. They're all pedophiles or the guardians of pedophiles.