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There was an old Canadian show called Reaper or something. Funny scene where an employee spends their 15 min break watching her boss losing it as he paces around his car in the distance.
"What's his problem?"
"I put a note on his windshield saying 'Sorry I hit you car' and I've just been watching."
I miss that show so much! So silly, often downright stupid, but always hilarious π
Pregnant?! In this economy?
That's why you are supported to call them
It's more likely than you think.
Another W for faithful, taken men. π
Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won't be an issue but I'd rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.
long-teen relationship
Do both teens have to be tall for it to count?
Yes, short people are inherently untrustworthy anyways.
Gotta watch out if they're left handed, too.
Oh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I'd just think they got the wrong car, lol.
"I'm shocked! I mean... your sidepiece has great handwriting!"
Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.
If it came down to it, I'll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn't a lot of doubt in the outcome.
Or polygamists.
That is some proper xkcd black hat guy shit.
And every time Satan confirms theyβre not there under his bed, Satan congratulates himself on a wise employment choice. God is so fucked, lol
How did they even know that was my fetish?!
You'll need to be a lot more specific. The note could be from literally anyone.
So how many buns have you put in the oven at once?
