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The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Get some shocks for your basket 🤷‍♂️

[–] mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 hours ago

Or just wait a few minutes before opening them

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Can you show an example? I can't imagine what that would look like if you're bike is not already full suspension.

[–] martijndevrieze@europe.pub 6 points 12 hours ago

Seems like the worst part is not too bad, all things considered. All you need is half an hour patience with the fizzy drinks ;) Have to say, hate cycling on the cobbles, but love the look of them in the cities! Also, cobbles generally force cars to slow down indeed.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

If you shoot your finger against the side (like shooting away a cigarette bud) several times, then slowly rotate the bottle around it's axel while it's standing on a table several times, you can safely open them without them squirting all over the place. It truly works, also with shaken soda/beer cans.

What I do with these groceries is put them in a bag on my back or in my hand when cycling. The rack is for other stuff like veggies and other stuff that can handle the shaking or might get shitty when stuffed in a bag.

But you have a nice rack on your bike. Although it looks hard to take anyone on the back, unless they stand upright.

[–] CoffeeTails@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

I can confirm, flicking your finger on the side of the bottle works. I have no Idea why tho.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe you should put something to dampen that. Like bubble wrap, newspapers, stuffed animals?

[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You're saying I should have bought more chips?? Don't mind if i doo

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 16 minutes ago

If you buy potato chips as shock absorbers you'll come home with potato dust

Still tasty though

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

So where's the problem?

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

I can feel your pain, switched to Picnic though, never looked back.

I have even put cobblestones in the garden now for nostalgic reasons. (Basaltkeien)

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

As long as they’re hot they shouldn’t pop. The fizzing over should only happen when it’s cold.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

With cans you tap on the top a few times before opening them so that the fizz doesn't come bursting out. Is there a similar trick for bottles?

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Contrary to what would seem logical, you’re actually supposed to shake them side to side, canceling out the fizz. It’s best to open it up right afterward as well, while holding it under your nose. Old wives trick

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