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Or just wait a few minutes before opening them
Can you show an example? I can't imagine what that would look like if you're bike is not already full suspension.
Seems like the worst part is not too bad, all things considered. All you need is half an hour patience with the fizzy drinks ;) Have to say, hate cycling on the cobbles, but love the look of them in the cities! Also, cobbles generally force cars to slow down indeed.
If you shoot your finger against the side (like shooting away a cigarette bud) several times, then slowly rotate the bottle around it's axel while it's standing on a table several times, you can safely open them without them squirting all over the place. It truly works, also with shaken soda/beer cans.
What I do with these groceries is put them in a bag on my back or in my hand when cycling. The rack is for other stuff like veggies and other stuff that can handle the shaking or might get shitty when stuffed in a bag.
But you have a nice rack on your bike. Although it looks hard to take anyone on the back, unless they stand upright.
I can confirm, flicking your finger on the side of the bottle works. I have no Idea why tho.
Maybe you should put something to dampen that. Like bubble wrap, newspapers, stuffed animals?
You're saying I should have bought more chips?? Don't mind if i doo
If you buy potato chips as shock absorbers you'll come home with potato dust
Still tasty though
So where's the problem?
I can feel your pain, switched to Picnic though, never looked back.
I have even put cobblestones in the garden now for nostalgic reasons. (Basaltkeien)
As long as they’re hot they shouldn’t pop. The fizzing over should only happen when it’s cold.
With cans you tap on the top a few times before opening them so that the fizz doesn't come bursting out. Is there a similar trick for bottles?
Contrary to what would seem logical, you’re actually supposed to shake them side to side, canceling out the fizz. It’s best to open it up right afterward as well, while holding it under your nose. Old wives trick