Fake: Anon realises that reactionaries are contradictory in their beliefs
Gay: Anon watches trans porn (it involves dressing up Blåhajs)
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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Trans porn involving dressing up stuffed IKEA sharkies?
In case you don’t believe the other guy: the ikea shark is somehow very loved in the trans community. To the point that almost every trans person I know owns at least one of these sharks.
Apparently that is because the colours are very similar to the trans flag colors. At least that's what I have been told by a trans person when I asked them about it.
Its also the patron saint of a Lemmy server
Apparently it's just because it happens to be the same colors as the trans pride flag.
I know that. But there is Porn, meaning genitals are showing, WITH the little stuffed sharkies getting dressed up?
What am I saying, I have watched far weirder porn on the internet.
Why yes, absolutely.
how's that gay? I was always told they're real women, so it can't possibly be gay, right?
It's gay because it's queer.
Idc if the person got a dick or not; if she expresses herself as a girl, she's a girl.
Obsessed with IQ scores until Asians get better scores than whites
No no, that's always been their get out of jail free card for being called white supremacists. They'll paint Asian people as demigods and say "see, we aren't saying we're the best, we're just using science!"
I really don't think most conservatives would become anti-car for even a second, even if they got run over but a giant truck.
They're anti other people having cars.
They are anti-car in that they are instead pro-truck and SUV.
Tja.
Kannste nix machen.
Is so
Tja.
Kannste nix machen.
Steckste nicht drin.
Außer im femboy. 😏
Biggest hypocrites on the planet
They forgot the big one:
Claims to distrust The Media but mindlessly repeats word for word what they heard on TV, radio, social media, podcasts
Anti-crime until a relentless criminal enters the White House.
Pro-christianity unless you actually have to do anything christian.
Pro-car unless it’s efficient or electric
Pro-feminism unless…nah, just against feminism.
Obsessed with IQ so they know who to ignore or mock.
Anti-science unless it’s tiktok fringe science
Anti-union and just blame the libs for any job losses.
Among others.
Real and gay