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[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon realises that reactionaries are contradictory in their beliefs

Gay: Anon watches trans porn (it involves dressing up Blåhajs)

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Trans porn involving dressing up stuffed IKEA sharkies?

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

In case you don’t believe the other guy: the ikea shark is somehow very loved in the trans community. To the point that almost every trans person I know owns at least one of these sharks.

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Apparently that is because the colours are very similar to the trans flag colors. At least that's what I have been told by a trans person when I asked them about it.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Its also the patron saint of a Lemmy server

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Apparently it's just because it happens to be the same colors as the trans pride flag.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I know that. But there is Porn, meaning genitals are showing, WITH the little stuffed sharkies getting dressed up?

What am I saying, I have watched far weirder porn on the internet.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Why yes, absolutely.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how's that gay? I was always told they're real women, so it can't possibly be gay, right?

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

It's gay because it's queer.

Idc if the person got a dick or not; if she expresses herself as a girl, she's a girl.