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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 8 hours ago

"Saved by 28 other shoppers"

Guess so...

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Is that the one that smells like ass?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 20 points 6 hours ago

Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Ass and wet pleather

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I'm sure if there is accompanying pic of said woman who squirted on that you probably could sell it for a lot more.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They misspelled “Abused”.

Should read “Gaming Chair Lightly Abused.”

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wow very judgemental community here

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

If you had someone’s sweaty balls imprinted on you. Wouldn’t you call that abuse? Never mind don’t answer that question, I am afraid of the answer. /s

[–] vapeloki@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

Don't be afraid, that is no balls sweat.

The only option the get the leg imprints in those position is by kneeling on the chair, so that is most likely line and cum.

You thought those marks could be produced by a female user? I asked some and they told me it is unlikely that someone will sell her masturbation chair if it is comfy.

I wouldn't know but for lube, that will be like a waxing every time you stand up for weeks. That much I know.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

$400

😵‍💫

Some Steelcase chairs are cheaper than this.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 7 hours ago

Burn it with fire. It's the only way.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

no low balls, I know what I got.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Lmao I think they just drew that in the chair

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 3 points 6 hours ago

Let me just give it a good sniff 👃

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I think the most insulting part is the price... I thought most "gaming" chairs cost less than that since they are cheap, terribly made products that need to appeal to lower end markets. So just buy a new one for the same price or cheaper.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I assume this is something gross but I don't get it?

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It looks like a permanent sweat stain where this guys ass and balls resided on the seat of the chair

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Thanks, I couldn't make it out in the full sun on my phone.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

I guess "lately used" means he just now got done using it for the first time since it's still wet