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Nah, I don't like my own boobs

The best boobs are free. The second-best boobs are cold. Wait, is that beer?

There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.

Sincerely,

Matelt

I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.

There's nothing wrong with them, but, idk there's a certain point where they just look broken.

"Too small" is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven't actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I'm sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I'm not even sure that wouldn't be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.

There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.

Look up the largest breast record holder.

That’s too fucking big.

I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.

Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that

Large breasts are hypnotic in a way that smaller breasts aren't, and I don't deny that I'm attracted to them, but I'm not necessarily more attracted to them even though I am more likely to stare.

I also have a thing for the athletic flat-chested look. I had such a huge crush on my friend who was competitive long-distance runner.

All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?

Huh, I tend to feel bad for their mid to lower back in 5 to 10 years.

For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I'm surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I'm at motorboating distance from a partner's boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.

I don't know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it's impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it's a case of all the women I've slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don't think that's the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.

Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I'm realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I'm sleeping with someone, I've made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren't able to do that, I probably wouldn't get to the point of seeing them naked.

Works for penises too.

A penis made of pennies

That is true imo. Don't want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf

Monopoly money

Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European

Even though they're mostly zinc now?

Without me, my breasts are nothing, without my breasts, I am nothing.

How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?

Because I squeezed my gf's tiddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.

Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn't mind 👍

I don't know my man, personally I like me some extra large milkers

The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money