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[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

YESSS very nice thank you

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Nevermind then.

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

The link doesn't work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What kind of insane?
Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, there are always other options lol

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I let the wind take care of it. My driveway and sidewalk are usually clear of clippings within 3-4 days after mowing.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No blowjobs

How about blowing my back out?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

as long as it's unrelated.

Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

no blowjobs please

well what am I supposed to do now??

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[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

When's your birthday?

22nd of February.

What year?

Every year.

Get out.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago

Just your presence. It's less lonely walking the path of insanity together.
—Insane since I was 3.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I would like a bowl of eyes please

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

Can you get us a version of the pic that's cropped properly?

[–] nebula42@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I would really like some hope for the future if you can find some there, please

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tea would be nice.

Chai with some lavender notes might hit the spot.

... No, not just for me, take a break once in a while!

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Gonna start using this at work.

"Alright guys, I'm going fucking crazy, anyone want anything while I'm out?"

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

How about a frappuchino and a hand job?

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Borgar and fries

Also, you don't have to walk this lonely road, it's not the only one you ever known, you know.

We can walk it together <3