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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 78 points 2 days ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I'd watch that though.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

That's for the spoof lol

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

sun-dried Tobey Maguire

(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you're waiting for him to do his "awkward teenager" character.

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (5 children)

He's the most awful anything to anything though. It's cheating.

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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I thought of another one:

Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are...Jane Bond(s)

(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they're ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)

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[–] Kraiden@kbin.earth 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Melissa McCarthy has already kinda done that

Spy (2015)

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

You win 🤢

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[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago

I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You had to pick the worst, not the best!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago
[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

He acts human terribly. 🤷

[–] user6527@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

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[–] KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Roger Moore

FUCK YOU I WON'T TAKE IT BACK

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[–] Nebula@fedia.io 15 points 2 days ago

Tommy Wiseau (the "oh hi mark" guy)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 11 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Joe Pesci, circa 1995

Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where's the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*

Q: Sir, please... *choke* I was just explaining... *cough* the pen's unique bidet feature...

Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin' BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!

Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just... *splutter* use the pen's other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet... *gasp* live...

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can't decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it'd be hella entertaining.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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