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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 68 points 1 day ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I'd watch that though.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That's for the spoof lol

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

sun-dried Tobey Maguire

(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you're waiting for him to do his "awkward teenager" character.

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He's the most awful anything to anything though. It's cheating.

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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Nebula@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I thought of another one:

Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are...Jane Bond(s)

(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they're ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)

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[–] Kraiden@kbin.earth 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Melissa McCarthy has already kinda done that

Spy (2015)

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[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 8 points 1 day ago

I thought it was WORST, not BEST!

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You had to pick the worst, not the best!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.

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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 24 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

You win 🤢

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

He acts human terribly. 🤷

[–] user6527@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago
[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Roger Moore

FUCK YOU I WON'T TAKE IT BACK

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Nebula@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

Tommy Wiseau (the "oh hi mark" guy)

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Joe Pesci, circa 1995

Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where's the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*

Q: Sir, please... *choke* I was just explaining... *cough* the pen's unique bidet feature...

Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin' BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!

Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just... *splutter* use the pen's other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet... *gasp* live...

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