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LMAO. Are you finally figuring out what's wrong with privatizing, eh guys?
"Texas f--king blows," comedian Shane Gillis said in a June episode of the Andrew Schulz podcast, recalling a storm that left his Austin home without power for three days. "It's hot as f--k. The second we ran out of power, the house was 90 degrees and bugs came in immediately."
"They're on their own power grid, like f--king idiots," Schulz added.
Every season has some kind of power problem and they keep trying to blame the renewables as if it wasnt the thing actually saving them from worse outages.
Are you finally figuring out what's wrong with privatizing
Oh no, no. No. No, these are "comedians, podcasters, and UFC fighters" so while they define an open mind and good works, they actually won't learn a damned thing or do anything about it.
In 2020, Joe Rogan moved from Los Angeles to Austin after visiting and realizing he didn't have to wear a mask at a restaurant.
What a profoundly stupid man. Him and all his idiot followers deserve far worse than they're getting.
Lol he moved for tax reasons but that probably wouldn't play well with his listeners
Ah yes, the one star state. How could you expect anything more?
Lol, never heard that one before
moved from New York City to Austin in 2023
"I just wanted to move to a place where you can do standup during the week," Gillis told Theon Von in 2024. "Forever it was just New York and LA, now you can do it in Nashville in Austin."
But according to his own words, he was already living in a place where he could do standup during the week??
"I've been canceled!" says the comedian who is on stage and being broadcast nationally.
Says Dave Chapelle in his latest Netflix special.
Good. That’s what your sycophantic behavior gets you.
As a dude that is from and spent over 3 decades in Texas my reaction is, "Well they're not wrong." Texas and especially Austin is terrible, but them being there is making the place worse.
Nah, I lived in Texas for three years, Austin was the best of. If I had to move back to Texas I'm going to Austin.
Well have fun. I escaped Texas and I hope I never return.
Yeah, that's why it's if I HAD to go back.
At least they didn’t move to Russia and get conscripted to front line infantry?
We could only be so lucky.
Saved you a click: Lack of culture, heat, bugs, homelessness.
Idk, Austin was really nice, fun music scene and allllll the bbq. Then again, not that surprising the blue haven has culture in the desert.
I've never been to Austin, but I've heard good things about it. Not a fan of Texas in general, didn't like it for many reasons. But Austin sounds different.
All this said, these comedians skewering Austin and Texas as a whole is not the fatal blow they think it is. They sound like douchebags who are so far up their own assholes they are wearing their own tonsils as earrings. The fact that they were following cretin-in-chief Rogan around like lost little puppies further supports this take.
He moved there because he didn't want to wear a mask during COVID times? Lol that's so stupid that was just a temporary thing anyways who bases their life decisions on something so stupid?
He's there because there's no income tax and he didn't want to pay on the Spotify deal.
Very stupid people. Like Joe Rogan.
Texas is a shit hole.
Texas lacks culture and amenities compared to the largest cities in the US!? Wow that's shocking to learn. Truly.
Edit- Houston isn't that far away, and has at least a few more restaurants. Maybe they can try again there.
I'm from Houston. The food is way better, but the traffic and humidity are worse.
Who was it who said, "If you want America to build a wall along its southern boarder, let Texas secede."
Everything’s bigger and dumber in Texas.
Texas is great. Texas politics is dogshit.
Also, Rogan's weird podcaster cult all piled into the Austin suburbs, which really are miserable - expensive, cramped, horrible traffic, and full of people Rogan's crowd hates.
It would be like the Pod Save America hosts getting their affiliates to move to Keene, NH. What did you think was going to happen?
Honestly, what's so great about Texas? I've been to a few cities there and I can't see why people say it's great.
Neither do I, its suburban hell
Aww poor lil rich boys
Sucks to be you, don't it?
They should all just have to stay there. Everyone in this article blows.
Its embarrassing that this was pretty much all it took to radicalize so many people "realizing he didn't have to wear a mask at a restaurant"
Been an avid Rogan listener since 2018: that’s all he ever talks about if the guest even remotely mentions COVID or politics. He has so many complaints that revolve around personal freedoms where he’s not self aware enough to realize that he has made something like half a billion dollars and he’s still unhappy because he can’t find a way to have fun with the money he’s made. The amount of money he has, he could literally disappear and never have another monetary problem in his life. Literally he could buy his comedian compound in the middle of nowhere and just enjoy it, but he can’t because he doesn’t actually have friends that would want to do something that stupid; he can’t even get his friends to all move to Austin.
I love how when you talk to Texans. They’ll say the cities are cesspools of liberal waste. But then you point out the hate in the small communities around the cities and then they get chatty. Oh it’s not that bad. It’s not terrible.
No bro. It’s terrible. It’s a shit hole. And you’re lying to yourself if you don’t believe that.
I'm a Texan and the cities are the only half decent parts of the state.
They hate liberals, but want the liberal culture and benefits. Losers.
Good. Now fence off that shit state and leave them there to rot
I've really enjoyed the stream of articles about people who bagged on coastal cities moving to Texas and finding out why you don't want to live in Texas. I knew just from a connecting flight in Dallas Fort Worth airport where we had a layover. So many cowboy boots, cowboy hats, and huge belt buckles. I don't trust anyone who dresses like that not to suck.
Good, hope they hate it and also lose a lot of money.
I'm in Southern Europe. I have very dear friends in Dallas and Austin. I'm welcome to their homes any time I want. The thing is that I know that if I go, the only worthwhile thing would be being with friends. I've been to Dallas twice, and really don't know why anybody would go for tourism.
That plus the danger of entering the country.
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