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[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Checking this thread to see if anyone asked for Hulk Hogan dead.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

Could you spread all the empathy across everyone evenly, and then increase it by about 10%?

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please

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[–] PillBugTheGreat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This fucking house to close. Jesus, just get done already.

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (6 children)

boyfriend (human, my age, regular lifespan, attracted to me, and i'm attracted to him), and a billion dollars (in US currency, no strings attached, not any blood money)

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Does lemmy have a dating community? If not we need one

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[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Can you transmute my body to be a self sustaining nonsenescent machine? thanks

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[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

For myself, can't think of much, just a good coffee. I never mastered the art of arabica-dabra. See you at the next wizard summit.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

everyone can now shape-shift at will. this has always been the case.

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[–] mergingapples@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Could I also get the ability to bend reality?

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Combine off Earth. I want the Combine off Earth!

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[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I had dinner last night, but I didn't like it that much. Can you change my memories of the whole situation?

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