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computer is a freak (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 week ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 week ago

"Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn't mind when I go multi-user."

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You guys ever feel like everything should just be deprecated? Like fuck everything and start over?

[–] sus@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

Netscape tried that, turns out it was a bad idea

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

yeah let's go back to punching cards

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Notice me, sudoers 🥺👉👈

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah fuck, this happened me with the Chainladder library. Had to modify the source code to change the M to ME.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's hoping your IDE could Rename Variable.

else 'F'

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't a variable, is a parameter for a daterange function.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Well, hopefully you could "Find all used instances" of the function.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Sweet dreams are made of exes Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

thats hot!