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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 210 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Dude was wearing a 20lb chain while his wife was getting an MRI.

She freaked, and yelled for him, and he ran into the room while the machine was still on and fucking died.

This is 100% their fault, I could almost see an argument that the door needs a lock to prevent idiots with 20l s of metal around their neck from running in, but you don't want to lock everyone out in case there's an issue.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 60 points 5 days ago (5 children)

You could put an airlock like metal detector door that only opens the second door, if the first door is closed and there's nothing magnetic inside. People could still go in quickly in emergencies, but nothing that makes it worse can enter.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 55 points 5 days ago (3 children)

As much as the machines cost, something like that wired up with a metal detector so that if the machine is on and there's metal in the airlock it will never open would actually be a good solution....

But it would take a society that values human life and absence of suffering over money. Because like someone else pointed out, the hospital ain't the one paying to fix the machine.

Maybe Canada would be interested?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 days ago

This basically never happens. You want to spend billions guarding against humanity stupidity? Good luck with that.

But it would take a society that values human life and absence of suffering over money.

🙄

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

MRI’s are still plenty dangerous when they aren’t scanning(“on”). The magnets don’t ever turn off unless you release all the helium which is typically a last resort. They can do it slowly for servicing but it’s costly or rapidly for emergencies but it usually trashes things.

Seems like the simplest solution is having a locking observation booth. Family can watch from the booth or go to the waiting room. This doesn’t prevent staff from responding to anything and actually keeps the family out of the way if there is an emergency. No high tech gizmos required. Are they go to like it? Probably not. Then off to the waiting room.

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 days ago (7 children)

You could spend billions to implement crazy solutions for every possible scenario.

Or you could just tell the guy not to go in there.

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[–] saimen@feddit.org 43 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Just for your information, the machine, meaning the magnet, is ALWAYS on.

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I’m just thinking about the poor woman. She’s forever going to be haunted with the knowledge that she was the one who called him into the room, and thus led to his death. His decision to come in wasn’t thought out, but that probably won’t relieve her feelings of guilt for having called him in. Such a tragic story.

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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 135 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I... want to see that 9 kg necklace. I mean, sounds like it's just a big-ass chain, but if so, how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 135 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It wasnt a necklace...

It was a literal metal chain, like steel. Not a gold cuban link chain or something with a huge medallion a rapper would wear.

Apparently this idiot just lived everyday with a 20lb length of chain around his neck for "weight training". The article mentions it was "a topic of discussion" on a prior visit, so it wasn't a one time thing.

The type of person to do that, is 100% the type of guy to run into an active MRI like he could do anything. Theres no logical thinking going on, and an outright refusal to listen to qualified medical advice. Like, they make weighted vests, at least do that instead of putting all that weight on your neck.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 57 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, there was a guy in my town who would run around with one of these around his neck. Similar type of idiot. He would actually run by the strength training gym and gloat to us that we were wasting our time lol, insisting that all we had to do was run around with a big chain.

Hearing about this news story now I wonder if some influencer somewhere started a trend. People love feeling like they found “the secret”

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

The type of person to do that, is 100% the type of guy to run into an active MRI like he could do anything. Theres no logical thinking going on, and an outright refusal to listen to qualified medical advice.

Darwin, engage!

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 98 points 5 days ago (3 children)

how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

He wasn't allowed in the room.

His wife panicked in the MRI, he charged into the room he was told not to go Into.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Imagine the scene from her POV. She's claustrophobic and having a meltdown because of all the hums and bangs and then her husband comes running in only to get pulled into the machine she is already stuck inside of. He's screaming and can't get pulled free while she is being pushed even harder into the machine she so desparately wants free from - by her husband who is quickly suffocating to death

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 39 points 5 days ago

It was a knee MRI. She wasn't stuck inside it, she just wanted her husband to help get her off of the table instead of just the technician.

Still a horrible scene though, but not quite as horrific as your first imagining.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

There probably wasn’t any screaming. MRIs exert thousands of pounds of force at close range. You can imagine what thousands of pounds of metal would do to a neck.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

9kg is around 20 pounds. what, did he have a kettlebell as a pendant?

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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 122 points 5 days ago (7 children)
[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Easy solution : have a pure gold necklace, since gold isn't magnetic

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

18kt gold is an alloy with 75% gold and other metals that may be magnetic. I wouldn't trust a gold chain around my neck with an MRI.

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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

9kg of gold is worth close to $1mill. Mr T is baller enough to do that

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Apparently the chains started when he was a bouncer. Sometimes people would lose them, while getting kicked out. He would wear them, so that had to come and ask him politely for them. His collection built when they were either too scared, or too egotistical to ask for them back.

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago

IIRC Mr T stopped wearing his gold chains because he came to feel that they were tone deaf.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 points 5 days ago

I believe it can still get hot

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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (10 children)

Did no one else read the story? I read it and it sounds moreso the clinic's fault

The necklace he was wearing was a steel weighted exercise band, not a normal necklace. He's not flexing his wealth or anything

His wife told News 12 Long Island in a recorded interview that she was undergoing an MRI on her knee when she asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table. She said she called out to him.

Seems like the technician was told by the wife to bring her husband in to help her up. The technician/clinic made a mistake by letting in the husband, who didn't seem properly warned about MRIs no metal policy. The technician also somehow didn't catch the giant "necklace" he'd be wearing.

The "he wasn't supposed to be there" seems like a coverup for their mistake, since how else would he have known to go in? Someone must've told him to walk into the room, it's not like he could hear through the door.

Edit: 100% the technicians fault, the technician saw it. It even had a metal padlock.

They’d even discussed his training and the hard-to-miss chain with the MRI technician during their previous appointments, Jones-McAllister said.
“That was not the first time that guy has seen that chain” on her husband, she said. “They had a conversation about it before.”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/long-island-man-killed-in-freak-mri-accident-was-wearing-20-pound-chain-necklace-with-padlock/ar-AA1IXop6

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Thank the gods for you. I was reading these comments thinking I was insane.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 64 points 5 days ago (3 children)

9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Can you convert that to tennis balls? I can't do this math on my own

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.

Tap for spoilerThose numbers are from monty python and the holy grail and are very wrong. I am spreading misinformation online.

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[–] somewhiteguy@reddthat.com 62 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

What kind of hospital let him get near the room with that kind of metal around his neck? I've had to be in several hospitals recently for different imaging issues and every time the MRI is a thing I have to remove everything metal to go past a certain door (escorting my daughter and son for medical reasons). I don't know who let him anywhere near the room with something that large.

Edit for Clarity: I've had to be the one removing all metal even though I'm not the one being scanned. For me to progress beyond a certain part of the hospital toward the MRI I needed to get rid of everything. My children were being scanned, not me. So, I'm not sure what hospital system allowed this man with a 9kg chain get this far deep into the imaging area.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 23 points 5 days ago (4 children)

He wasn't supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

His wife told News 12 Long Island in a recorded interview that she was undergoing an MRI on her knee when she asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table. She said she called out to him.

Whole thing is heart breaking all around. I feel for the technician who made an honest but very serious mistake. And I'm sure the wife will spend her days regretting asking for help. Just a fucking tragic situation. :/

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 5 days ago (4 children)

all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength

MRI magnets are electromagnets that are supercooled with liquid helium and take hours to start or stop because of the electrical energy that has to be put in or taken out.

So just having a magnet of equal strengh for idiot defense would be a very significant waste of electricity and helium unfortunately

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 days ago (4 children)
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[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

It really sucks, but of course it was an idiot from Nassau county 🙄

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For anyone who might not know the area, Nassau County is the place that gave us George Santos. It is burgundy-red, only bested in racism by Suffolk county. The police departments are notoriously racist and will pull you over and interrogate you just for driving a beater. This was one of Trump's favorite police departments during his first term, he infamously told them to bash people's heads against their cop cars when arresting them.

Sadly there are many very left leaning people trapped on Long Island, unable to leave because LI is an employment wasteland. It's not cheap to live on LI either.

Anyways, an idiot from Nassau won't be missed.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The man, 61, had entered the MRI room while a scan was underway

How was that allowed?

he asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table.

...while the machine was still working? And isn't that the job of the technician anyway?

the technician helped her try to pull her husband off the machine but it was impossible.

Those machines have a kill-switch for a reason.

I call this BS or a very incompetent technician.
Plus a Darwin award for the guy.

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (20 children)

Couple things:

The magnet is ALWAYS on.

The "kill switch" takes about five minutes to actually deactivate the magnet and it costs about thirty grand in helium every time you push it.

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[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

We need a /c/NotFinalDestination, this is literally one of the scenes in the last entry to the franchise.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Again, why aren't there metal detectors at the entrances to MRI machines everywhere? For the cost of those machines, the cost of a metal detector is peanuts

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Surely 9kg necklace isn't something you can just sneak around with, how was he allowed to get close enough to an MRI machine in the first place wearing it?

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[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

True winner of a Darwin award

[–] MadnessForTsar@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (4 children)

9 kilograms Necklace?! What kind of necklace is that?

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Don't know how quickly custom vinyl stickers can be bought & delivered, but someone needs to slap a "Died Like A Cartoon Character" achievement on his casket/headstone.

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