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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 154 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's one new PC, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?

[–] alphabethunter@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What's 10 dollars? The people saying this are too rich to understand poor numbers. They probably think in terms of "a new pc costs less than an hour at my favorite spa, people are complaining too much".

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's a joke from a tv show. The rich out of touch lady thinks bananas "only cost" ten dollars.

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[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Arrested Development tv show. Pretty funny. The family fortune started with the dad opening a banana stand in his youth.

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ALT: 2 panels. 1st panel- Rich mom from Arrested Development sitcom, holding a cup, opulent home, saying "I mean it's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?"

2nd panel- Michael sitting back, head on hand saying "you've never actually stepped foot in a supermarket, have you?"

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[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 133 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That excellent gag is how I discovered hbomberguy some years ago

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

What's especially funny is that he didn't even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it's the joke he's most known for.

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 114 points 4 days ago (2 children)

October is going to be a great month to get a cheap second hand computer.

[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s online corps offload computers but there will be a delay and many will just have the extended windows 10 supports. So I’d give it another year.

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 103 points 4 days ago (20 children)

Translation: "Install Linux."

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

jokes on them i just erased my windows and put mint on it

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Hi from a Thinkpad running Debian (Mint), as God intended

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 60 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 58 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If you are living on the coast and the water is rising due to climate change, just sell your house and move.

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?!

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[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So, uh... You gonna trade me a better machine for my current one, Microsoft?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (12 children)

M$: best I can do is Intel celery, but it's new enough to run windows 11

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 45 points 3 days ago

This is kinda funny, just thinking someone believes you can "trade in" a PC at all. Even more so when they are trying to say those same Windows 10 machines will be so useless you need to trade them in in the first place, making the value of such a trade in what, next to nothing?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 44 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Ah, the old Ben Shapiro logic. If you don't want your house that's at risk of flooding, don't worry, simply sell it! Someone's bound to give you a good price for it!

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[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (5 children)

And I now I use Linux. Will never go back to Windows after this nonsense.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 34 points 3 days ago

Oh sure, why not throw a perfectly functional $1,300 into a shredder so we can make Microsoft happy? Oh yeah, I know, because fuck you Microsoft.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Users to microsoft: "You're creating a huge pile of garbage out of perfectly fine devices because of unneeded hardware requirement"

microsoft: "It's ok, just buy a new one"

Rarely have a message gone through so bad.

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[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Hot take from an IT guy: save your important data, make a plain vanilla W11 boot USB (nothing fancy, no Rufus tricks), wipe your hard drive to zeroes, and install W11 like normal. I've reimaged a ton of older PCs and literally never seen it not work. My 10 year old Optiplex, supposedly ineligible for W11, runs W11 just fine.

Microsoft might someday break it, sure. That's not new. Microsoft products were always, in practice, available to us at Microsoft's pleasure. This is the same company that allows massgrave to exist on github because they'd rather we pirate MS Office than allow LibreOffice any oxygen. We'll probably be fine.

[–] Polderviking@feddit.nl 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Also IT guy. Hot take indeed. I've done this but won't support this. I will almost guarantee some update will break shit at the most inconvenient time humanly possible and the people you've done this for will need your help, all at the same time.

I'm using this opportunity to expand Linux market share.

Most people only use a browser these days. People that ask me about Windows 10 eol get pushed towards Linux. There is really no need to spend money to replace a machine mainly used to browse the web.

Only if they need stuff that won't work on Linux or they really really want Windows to use Chrome or Firefox on for some reason I'll recommend complying with Microsoft's hubris.

But not before suggesting Apple sells pretty and user friendly computers as well. Because I really want this to hurt Windows's market share and by golly I'll do everything in my power to help.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Hah. Good luck trying to make me dispose of the computer I built almost a decade ago and that I just upgraded. Neither my laptops nor my phones have outlived this baby.

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[–] DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Alright then MS, (this is hypothetical as I haven't ran Windows as my main OS in years and don't plan on going back) since you want me to trade in my hardware, how 'bout I trade in your OS instead? :p

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Can MS be sued by EU for this? There was the thing with USB-C, because E-waste, and now the most used Desktop-OS says "just throw your PC away" for a not really needed (and artifically defined) requirement.

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[–] aldfin@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago
[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago (15 children)

Just in case anyone reading doenst know - the free tool Rufus can write a Win 11 ISO to your usb drive md remove all the silly soft requirements.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Or better yet, windows 10 LTSC. Which will be supported for another 2 years. 4 if you subsequently switch the product key to the IOT LTSC version.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (6 children)

The hurdles windows users are willing to put up with is nothing less than amazing. That's not a good thing.

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[–] griD@feddit.org 23 points 4 days ago (5 children)

DoN't YOu gUyS hAvE TPM? Hilarious.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 22 points 3 days ago

A testament to the shot development standards at MS. An OS literally should not in a million years be this resource inefficient, especially out of the box.

[–] aks69cw@feddit.nl 22 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Always wandering why it isn' t possible for Microsoft to maintain their version and update all along. Linux can do it, Android can do it. I' m not sure about Apple. I switched to Linux years ago and I'm still most satisfied about my choice. My current laptop is from 2009 and can still go on for years. That is what you call sustainability

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[–] Ickabod@lemm.ee 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Trading in a PC.... in 2025? To who? Where? What time period, even? They must be thinking it's still 1985, and you can trade in your IBM Compatible to your nearest IBM Distributor.

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[–] dan00@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Linux users tell Microsoft to just get over it, dump your parasitic software and start over, because how hard can it be?

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As hard as plugging in a USB with OS and follow instructions.

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[–] sfu@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I'm not using windows, but apple does the same thing. My OS is 9 versions old because they won't let me upgrade without buying a new computer.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes. The totaly real PC trade-in market...

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[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago

Ok, write me a check for a new one.

[–] LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

Actually you can get the IoT Enterprise LTSC here and do your windows thing until 2032

https://massgrave.dev/windows_ltsc_links

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