Then again, it may not be. Rain overnight as well, unless there is not. The news is all supposition lately. Hail may kill you today, but it may not.
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uncertainty is the human condition
Eh. It's not like we'd be getting anywhere at sub-light speeds regardless and a working Alcubierre drive isn't exactly right around the corner.
On the other hand, it might make it harder for anybody with working FTL to get to us, which is probably a good thing. If they saw how we're conducting ourselves at the moment, orbital bombardment would be the best we could hope for.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Dammit - I just commented that on another post. This one is better.
Somewhat ironically... actually using an Alcubierre drive has been theorized to...
...well, basically, when you 'come out of warp speed', turns out you've been accumulating, and energizing, a whole bunch of exotic particles and radiation along the threshold of your 'warp bubble'...
... so when you uh, decelerate/stop fucking spacetime so hard... you spew out an immense amount of exotic particles and radiation.
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1202.5708
So you wouldn't even have to nuke it from orbit.
You just have to come out of warp right next to your target planet, and that'd probably boil off a good portion of its atmosphere, and give everything biological on the side facing you lethal radiation poisoning.
There was a series on Netflix that used this. It was alright though probably got cancelled. Can't remember the name of it.
It was called "Another Life" and it was pretty bad lol
we're under galactic quarantine until we get over this whole fascism thing we've been doing the last 20k years
"orbital bombardment"
They'd punch us in the eye?
Good thing everyone and everything I know is here on earth.
Trapped, or imprisoned?
Intergalactic time out.
Exiled
Imagine the answer to the Fermi paradox being that the aliens found us and immediately quarantined our entire planetary system.
cough
It's also right next to a giant chaos star apparently.
Explains American politics, MAGA = Tzeechian cultists
Only if you believe their leaders are playing real 4D chess
Otherwise, I'd say they're more like a nurgle plague.
I sprained my nurgle the other day. Still swollen
That's why no one ever comes over to visit
According to the beliefs of the religion I invented and I don't usually talk about because no one asks and starting a cult is too much trouble to bother, there's only one intelligent species per galaxy, you're only allowed to meet the neighbours once you manage colonise it all.
Would you please go into extreme detail about your religion? pretty please?
I want to send money and start a franchise.
Did they get back to you at all?
Sure. That's why.
A plural Z void?
The Vogons will be along shortly to clear out the rest for a hyperspace expressly.
Not if Kronos wins office
We haven't even gotten to the dark age of technology yet. This knowledge must be lost pretty soon. Or maybe discovering the Eye of Terror is referring to first contact of some sort.
Sounds like this discovery places us IN the Eye of Terror.
So Trump is not just draining my will to live?
Not only that, it’s the biggest void we have ever discovered!
"We found a hole!"
"Holy shit! Is it like the previous one at all?"
"It's exactly like the previous one, only BIGGER!"
Brazzers
It is technically remotely their problem.
Imagine humanity's ships emerging from "the dark realm" leaving other species' empires realing in shock.