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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

>character’s named Halo
>never utters a greeting

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

>Game's called Dark Souls
>All souls are white

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[–] airbreather@lemmy.world 50 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

no that's "Invisible". "Invincible" means it can't be divided

[–] Tommelot@lemmy.world 38 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

No, that's 'indivisible". "Invisible" means more than anyone could count.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 35 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

No that's "infinite", "Invincible" means something you're unable to defend.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

No that's "indefensible", "invincible" means they are being held in custody or under arrest.

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 23 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

No that’s “incarcerated”, “invincible” means something that is bound to happen.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 20 hours ago

No, that's "inevitable", "invincible" means something that's not permitted

[–] Desso@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No, that's "inevitable". "Invincible" means to not be qualified for something.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No, that's "indiot". "Invincible" means to not be eccentric and weird.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] shrugs@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

You messed up... and then everyone after you messed up too

No that's "infinite", "indivisible" means something you're unable to defend.

FTFY

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See? Invincible. I can't be vinced.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

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If Arthas' horse is named Invincible, why can we see it? Circa 2015

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Bro the difference between the books and the show is insane, I haven't seen the Litch King once, and they made his horse some teenager. Wtf.

[–] jewbies@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was indivisible, there's clearly only one of them.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

As long as there's a prime number of them they are indivisible. We can argue about the solo case.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What did Han do this time?

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

He's just not in his prime anymore.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Let’s talk about Wonderwoman’s jet.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that the one that is impossible to break?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

No its the one she's required to pilot nude.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

What about it? I never saw it lose a fight.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago

He's also proven to be very vincible.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Fuck me. It took me like seven seconds to get this, and I'm jacked on caffeine already. Bring on the dementia meds.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Well yeah, he's not John Cena.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 6 points 19 hours ago

Technically the truth