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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The US sees an item not referred to by a corporate brand name, and wouldn't have it.

They're not alone in it, but their suseptiblity to macro-marketing can only be described as "American level".

[–] knight_alva@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The brand name is far from the point here but why bother when “grumble grumble America bad” is an option.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 23 hours ago

imagine going out of your way to whinge about others whinging about america, as we're watching the country obviously descend into blatant fascism

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

its because they call it chocolate sandwich biscuits. like what even is that?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All the brits in here don't even understand, it's not about the brand name you ninnys, they're chocolate sandwich cookies.

FIX BAYONETS!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It's a chocolate-flavored sandwich-cookie, not a cookie version of a chocolate sandwich.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

That's just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don't read too much into it.

Or do idc lol but that's why.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Nah, biscuit is the proper term. Look it up. Aren't these just corporate factory macaroons though?

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Oreos are just shite bourbons

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 23 hours ago

Hydrox has a more cookie like cookie than Oreo's and yet... I like the abomination more. Something about its almost chemical like flavor just goes really good with the creme and milk.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Newman-O's are another vegan alternative. The mint ones are great.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Never thought I'd be on the side of the redcoats, but alas you make a good point.

I understand now why so many traitorous Scots put on the coat.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been ~~kosher.~~ vegan.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

(Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ooooh now that does sound like it could be a good fact

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I got it backwards! Kosher is Halal, but Halal isn't Kosher

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Your commitment to correct is commendable no matter what! Thanks for the update.

[–] Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Brit here. Not once have I heard anyone refer to Oreos this way

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Hydrox > Oreos

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn't be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

And none of that Sleepytime crap either! Doesn't work. My mother used to give me a cup before bed constantly in an attempt to get me to sleep more than 4 hours a day.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

They're called "chocolate sandwich biscuits" in the UK? Huh, I always call them "overrated".

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago

I kinda agree but probably for opposite reasons. There's no sliced bread OR butter so it can't be a sandwich. And I'm fairly sure there's no actual chocolate in there. Oreos are definitely biscuits tho.