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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 143 points 1 day ago (5 children)

yeah sorry Anon, go fuck yourself and your nazi skull flag. That shit's the Totenkopf, what, did the new generation of chuds ruin Nazi for you? Poor fuckin' baby.

[–] SigmarStern@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe a "Death in June" band shirt. Which makes things ... well... I dunno. Probably not better.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

was not familiar with them....

from their wiki - had performed at rallies for The Right to Work, Rock Against Racism, and the Anti-Nazi League. -

holy shit this is a ride

"The Totenkopf-6 is a slightly grinning skull, framed by a circle and a small 6 in the lower right corner. Death in June has, since at least the State Laughter / Holy Water 7″, used variations of the Prussian Totenkopf or "Death's Head" symbol. Indeed, there is another explanation that has been given by Pearce, he has also stated that it symbolises "total commitment" to the group, akin to the total commitment of soldiers of the SS"

ah... getting to the shit that matters -

"The Southern Poverty Law Center considers Death in June to be white power music harboring neo-Nazi sympathies."

yeeeaah this all fits

[–] SigmarStern@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was a goth in my youth and they were among the more controversial bands. They could be just edge lords or Nazis. The guys that listened to them turned out to be Nazis, so there's that.

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[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the important context. I’d assumed it was a pirate flag until I read your comment and then looked it up. Fuck this particular anon.

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[–] Poringo@lemmy.zip 103 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Rick and Morty was the show for me in the beginning even when the dumbasses showed up, but it lost its appeal after the scandal. Just doesn’t feel the same.

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[–] hushable@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I remember being hyped about it since I was a huge fan of Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland, even told some friends to keep an eye on it. I recall watching the premiere of the first episode and even telling more friends about it.

Then the entire thing became super popular before Season 1 was over and then... well you know what happened. I continued watching after Roiland was gone and the show popularity declined, but I am absolutely staying as far away as possible from that fandom

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I saw a clear separation between me and the idiot part of the demographic who enjoys the show at the Pickle Rick episode.

It wasn't funny. It wasn't even a good story or episode. It was just the writers deciding to come up with the most blatantly random thing for the sole sake of randomness.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I hate that I'm writing this because I'm gonna sound like the *"to be fair * copy pasta but, the fact that it's so lame and stupid is kind of the whole point of the bit.

He gives his big "I'm pickle Riiiiick!" presentation like it's supposed to be some big huge awesome thing, and it's presented like a punchline that you're supposed to laugh at and find funny... Then it's a hard cut to Morty's disappointed, slightly concerned face for a solid 10 seconds. Morty is you, the viewer, painfully unimpressed by what is presented as, well, "the funniest shit ever".

Remember in an earlier episode when Rick makes a reference to the non-existent Redgren Grumblholdt, and the kids laugh because they think it's supposed to be funny and just want to fit in? Those are the people that the "funniest shit ever" meme is about. People that are fed an intentionally bad joke, don't understand the irony behind the bad joke, but sees that everyone else is laughing at the bad joke, so they pretend the joke is funny. Two people laughing at the same thing for entirely different reasons.

The whole Pickle Rick plotline is just background events anyways. The meat and potatoes of the episode is with Dr Wong.

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[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was so dumb that it was funny to me

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[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I liked the bit at the end where the therapist calls him out.

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

The whole show is about how Rick is a selfish prick. That episode was also about Rick being a selfish prick and trying to weasel out family therapy by turning himself into a pickle.

That's it. That was the entire reason for Pickle Rick. But the idiots who idolize Rick for some reason cranked it up to full retard.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Roblox. I played it as a kid around 2007 when it was just a small Lego-like building game with your friends. It's been really weird seeing it become some predatory, monetized app game that kids play on their iPad now.

For reference, I'm almost 30 and haven't played it since I was like 14. My friend's kid was playing Roblox on his tablet and asked if I "heard of this new app game called Roblox" and it hurt my soul.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the devs have pursued every bad idea and settled on 'child labor and exposing kids to fucked up shit seems profitable' so yeeeeeahh.... the game industry looks at them and hangs their head in shame

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be clear, the “game industry” has no shame so this is inaccurate. In fact, there are a few companies trying to recreate their success.

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 70 points 1 day ago (9 children)

if so then name your thing

Sort of I guess: em dashes.

Not to talk about, but to use when writing.
Now they are apparently the hallmark of AI-generated crap.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same. I learned this was a thing just the other day.

I don't use them often but do find them nicer for parenthetical remarks sometimes.

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[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

immediately where my mind went.

From "haha, raspberriesareyummy will marry his computer one day" to most everyone around me constantly staring at their whatsapp, tiktok or "talking" with siri/alexa.

Fuck this shit :(

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Here's a controversial one: Target shooting.

It used to be a skill you honed, going to the range to become better every time. Participate in competitions, meet people. It was a great hobby.

And then the idiots who unironically wear Punisher logos ruined it.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

I used to enjoy going to the range. Apparently the one I frequented in my youth was all army guard/reserves and prior service, because when I moved and sought out a new place it was a fucking clown show. Simple shit like 'keep your weapon pointed up and downrange' is too fucking hard for these gravy seal shitbags.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Welcome to "gun people who hate gun people"

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[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel sorry for you - I live in one of those socialist hellhole countries where owning a gun requires annual testing that you can actually hit a target (50/100 on a B8 target for beginners, not exactly tough) and pass a psych test. Going to the range is lovely here, and competitions are usually paired with a nice meal afterwards for people to socialise.

I watch US videos, and most of them just seem insane. One notable exception is the JaredAF channel, that guy can really properly target shoot.

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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Blud thinks it's c. 2100–1200 BCE

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[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I spent a lot of time on computers (shocker, right?) and that was seen as nerdy and weird when I was at school. Even after I got my first real job, I remember my girlfriend dismissing things I'd say because "nobody cares about your stupid internet". Predictable rest of comment is predictable.

[–] fistac0rpse@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago

ffs moopet, why did you let your internet get this bad

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nazi ideology, OP OP. There was a nice little thing we had once, until you cunts took it up like a hoard of malignant nihilist pussies 😒Now we can't even bring up the Third Reich's many incredible qualities in conversation without someone rolling their eyes! n-chan numpties ruin every fandom.

/ss

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Serial Experiments Lain. I managed to acquire a bootleg Japanese VHS of the show (sans subtitles) in '99 or '00 and fell in love. I bought the English dub as soon as I could find it. I was totally obsessed, even going as far as carrying a messenger bag like Lain had, and making a custom Windows XP theme based on Navi. I even bought a Palm Pocket to mimic the smartphones shown in the show.

Lain shaped my passion for IT, and I feel it changed my life in profound ways.

I'm confused by the sudden popularity. It went under the radar for so long. Now all of the merch goes for insane amounts of money.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Computer games. Anything that can be monetized will turn into shit.

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[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 37 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep. Popularity hasn't yet died down, but having a bunch of closed-minded "anti-woke" (i.e. Fascists) people dogpiling onto 40k as though they're begging to be Servitorised in the service of the Emp'rah is... dismaying, to say the least.

Worst part is, one can't even have a conversation with such fans, as they instantly shoot down any and all subjects which they deem even marginally related to "woke stuff," sometimes with disturbing zeal. How such an obvious satirical dystopia can be misinterpreted in such a way is beyond me...

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Some people are just really passionate about their tiny yellow plastic toy soldiers all having imaginary penises. The penises are important to them. They can't bear to imagine a Legio Custodes that doesn't have a full armament of cock.

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Roguelikes. I'm not saying some of the modern roguelites aren't fantastic, there are many that are. But the genre boom has all but pushed traditional roguelikes (NetHack, ADoM, Angband, Brogue, etc) out of the conversation.

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's literally an episode of Doug where Doug's standard outfit inexplicably becomes super popular. So watch 90s Nick to learn what to do.

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[–] redsunrise@programming.dev 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Minecraft. Started playing in 2011 and have played off and on every year since then. It's now really popular again, but I distinctly remember around 2017-18 it became suddenly uncool to play. When I would be in a VC with friends while playing it, they would ride my ass for it. The ~10 year nostalgia/hype cycle is coming full circle lol

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ratatat. I got into them through an Albino Blacksheep video, and they were my secret favourite band for a bit.

Then they got popular, and people that I didn't really jell with started casually raving about them, and I found it difficult to enjoy the music because of those people.

Years later, I grew up. Music is for everyone, and everyone forms their own relationship with it that shouldnt impact the enjoyment of the music itself.

Yes, they were sold on the band through mass advertizing channels. Yes, I discovered them through a more organic means. But that's how fans are born, and yes some of them aren't there for the music, but they are there to have a good time and maybe those songs hold special memories for them later in life when they were hanging around with friends.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 19 hours ago

Sounds like Rick and morty

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Maybe not as big as Anon is talking about, but Bob Vylan.

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Anon thinks it's 1939

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