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[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

immediately where my mind went.

From "haha, raspberriesareyummy will marry his computer one day" to most everyone around me constantly staring at their whatsapp, tiktok or "talking" with siri/alexa.

Fuck this shit :(

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry that they called you that

[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 10 points 1 day ago

But raspberries are yummy

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Oh god I heard that constantly as a kid. Gah. Now they’re all married to Facebook and don’t know how to use it. Oh well.