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Edit to add: Jeez, relax. I was on my way home from a doctor’s appointment and saw that ad. It made me chuckle so I posted it here.

If seeing this post really upsets you, take some deep breaths and keep scrolling. With any luck, you’ll have fully healed in a couple of days.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 111 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

All I have to say to these commenters suggesting OP is a shill:

Chill out and drink a nice, refreshing Dr. Pepper to calm your nerves.

^this message brought to you by Carl's Jr. and the Ad Council^

[–] chagall@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

This also made me chuckle. 10/10 comment.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 6 points 1 day ago

Speaking of Dr. Pepper, try the Strawberries & Cream Zero Sugar flavor, it's bomb

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Carl's Jr. - Fuck you! Im eating.

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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 105 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Mod here . I found this amusing, and op is good sport, so fuck y'all I'm leaving it up. 😁

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Appreciate this.

That's how classic Reddit was for me.

Mods who are extremely rigid to the rules had to exist when the spammers went crazy. But with smaller communities, modding should be based on vibes. You get better conversations that way.

[–] newproph@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

11/10 mod behavior

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 62 points 1 day ago

This is the type of ad I absolutely don't mind because they aren't for absolutely soulless companies that will fuck your grandma and then sue you for emotional damages afterwards.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lol, people have post-reddit PTSD if they think you're a shill. Maybe if/when Lemmy hits the mainstream but man, we're so off the radar most marketers have no idea this place exists.

It's a waste of money unless you're advertising something for Linux and/or communism... which would be a bit of a paradox, lol

[–] hornybisexualmia@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

linux/communism is mostly a package deal these days

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'd just like to interject for a moment, what you're calling linux/communism is actually gnu/linux/communism. or something. idk, i really don't want to see walls of text by richard stallman here.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago

My fucking lord I didn’t laugh at any of the parent comments…. But GNU xD

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

If I ever start selling any software I'll gladly market it on Lemmy, but only because it would be a privacy preserving alternative to some enshittified existing service.

[–] jmf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Mullvad disabled port forwarding. Bad for torrents. That was when everyone I know stopped using it.

Yep. This here

They pussied out

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not being able to host my web apps made it a no for me

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Hosting a website over a VPN is not a great idea anyways. You should use something like Cloudflares proxied domains or tunnels. Your users will get far better performance and you'll see significantly less load on your network.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

It would be holepunching through (excluding apps but at the port level)

But the apps are for myself

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[–] False@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We've been getting ads from them in Seattle too

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They were on Boston's T stations as well a couple months ago. Maybe they target cities specifically, I haven't seen any outside tech industry centers.

[–] white_nrdy@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago

Saw some in London last month.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

I was surprised to see Mullvad ads on the Link. Pleasantly surprised, at that!

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

It's reached a point where the government is pushing for websites to card you before you can enter.

Women apps were giving data so the government can arrest women for abortion-like behavior.

We're already at the point where privacy/anonymity is the only way to visit the internet.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mullvad is one of those services that just works and I never worry about whether my server's connection has fallen over. It's fairly priced, transparent, and doesn't abuse my privacy or trust. They never try to lure me into buying more/bigger/better like pretty much every company does now. Much like my water supply, I literally forget that the underlying solution exists because it so reliably does it's job.

Feeling the same about Tailscale recently, but this comment is bait to find out if I'm wrong! Not paying yet but considering it.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tailscale is a VPN in the classic sense, I e. to build a secure network over an insecure one. Mullvad is a service to hide your public IP address and switch from having to trust your ISP to having to trust Mullvad.

I too have a subscription to one of the latter services, but I always find them sketchy

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes I know, that's why I use both for different purposes

I mean whether TailScale is more similar to Mullvad in business model and customer centrism, or whether the early signs of enshittification are already there (I haven't seen any red flags to date)

[–] Laser@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok, I don't really know why I wrote all that because it was pretty clear from context you know the difference. Hopefully it helps others.

For me, Mullvad isn't an option because they don't have port forwarding anymore.

[–] JayJay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I found it useful, thanks for posting!

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[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When Tailscale turns to shit then we have Netbird as an alternative

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[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They never try to lure me into buying more/bigger/better like pretty much every company does now.

Windscribe enters the chat.

Biggest mistake I ever made was signing up for them. just the constant daily emails trying to be "funny" to get me to return.

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Mullvad is great, only VPN i'll ever use. I'm just a random number to them. no emails, no names, nothing. Hell I can even just pay them in cash if I wanted. Their service has improved too. on some wifi networks it would take me a couple minutes to connect but now it's instant. Soon as I boot into my WM just "mullvad connect" in the terminal and I'm good to go.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly that sounds great. I'm kind of annoyed how often NordVPN keeps emailing me and trying to upsell me on the daily.

The service is fine overall. But the nonstop promotion, along with it being a US company that can easily just give all their info to the US government, makes me wanting to switch pronto.

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[–] this@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

I pay for mine with vouchers, just as convenient as a credit card as long as you renew ahead of time, and just as anonymous as cash.

Wish I could buy them somewhere other than amazon though.

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[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I'm going back to Europe for a few months for a visit. I was looking at other VPNs and they were offering me cheap discounts but I'd have to sign up for 2 years or some shit. Mullvad was very straightforward in their pricing and I was able to generate the VPN config and I have it installed on my travel router really easily.

i knew mullvad was an absolute banger when i made an account. biggest green flag ever, radioactive green.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Over a hundred people up voting... an ad.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Here's the thing. The reason ads are bad is because almost every single one is for a product that will exploit the user. Mullvad is a product that does the opposite. They ask for money, but don't force it. They intend to give power of the user's life back to the user. Thus, some ads are actually okay. Ads about VPNs, self hosted systems, anti-corporate anticapitalist services, software that is for you to use and only ever takes telemetry for software improvement, and then only if you consent first.

Hell, before this garbage, on TV the only ads were products and charities, and everybody grew really sick of the African child ads because its sole purpose was to exploit the viewer's empathy and get their money. Same with now, except if it's not money they want it's data, and data is money to them.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Related note

I’m a Ublock Origin kinda guy, but not a SponsorBlock one

Because gestures at capitalism is the thing for now:

Sponsorships, when transparent and well-chosen and clearly labeled and clever, are less grating and don’t use anti-privacy targeting methods. That’s a path forward I’m pretty much OK with (remember capitalism is the thing, you & I have to eat like the YouTubers?).

My expectation is not “everyone should do everything for free” or “you’re only allowed to sell merch, without ever mentioning it” or “uploaders must have live shows and sell tickets if they ever want a dollar”. It’s “ewww, ads” and the malware that we’re exposed to alongside them.


Meant to make a post about this but your comment triggered it early :)

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Surpressing sponsors is a perverse incentive too; all the more reason to not disclose who's paying the creator.

And yeah, any 'moral' justification for web ads is dead like 100 times over. I hate how hard it makes life for 'old web' style sites with like one innocent banner ad, but still.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow great point!

btw I’d also thought to mention how I wish it could just be merch or live show tix b/c: did that creator I love REALLY like the new widget that was released or were they financially incentivized?

Which is why I mentioned transparency & labeling. Some will falter and some good people will subconsciously be incentivized, but some will choose sponsors so well they’ll be fine, too.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Its kinda like influencers (and their younger viewers) are relearning the history of journalism from scratch, heh.

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[–] cole@lemdro.id 5 points 1 day ago

I only use SponsorBlock because I do not use adblock. I pay for YT Premium, and YT Premium views are worth far more than ad-driven views. I don't like paying for something and seeing ads so I skip sponsor spots

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

You can allowlist certain channels and allow certain types of sponsors (self-promo for example) from what I remember

Not saying you have to get sponsorblock tho

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've never had a problem with ads made in this way. My only complaint would be it looks like an actual post. Even though OP is just sharing it, a filterable tag, like we have for nsfw, would be nice.

This form of "passive marketing" (I'm making up terms), I.e a random picture in the feed that you can easily scroll past is fine (assuming its marked appropriately and there are not too many). If the post catches attention enough that people start sharing it because they liked it, the marketer has done a good job. I also consider banner ads "passive". If they actually filter out the scams and malware, and if someone wants to sponsor Rod's Radical Recipes with a banner ad, who cares.

I do take issue with I'll call active marketing. This is an ad you're forced to engage with, like an unmutable gas pumps that's playing audio, a commercial break or a pre-roll add. If I'm getting something for free, then sure an add or two seems reasonable (well, 15 years ago it did), but I'm already paying for the gas, shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my 3 minutes of stress watching the numbers go up without some guy screaming about beef jerky.

Edit: reworded the second paragraph, definitely didn't look at the background too quick and think it was a real poster somewhere and talk about random posters on a wall...nope defiantly not.

[–] OZFive@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mullard VPN marketing dept has a Lemmy account?

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or just a San Francisco resident


these ads are everywhere on BART (+Muni I guess) right now. (As far as ads go, they're pretty good I guess


and no, I don't even use them, much less work for them.)

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Jokes on you, I already pay for Mullvad. AD fucking failure

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

love mullvad wish they where clearer explaing how vpns work and the downsides but still love mullvad

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