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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 10 hours ago

That’s what I call a smooth criminal.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I don't have enough skin.

The cops beat down the door . . .

I really thought it was going another direction, where they'd just, you know, get more skin.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago

Walking in it and stuff?

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oh hey, I went to highschool with them!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Is it true that they have transcended the tyranny of friction?

[–] Sleevezipper@feddit.nl 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

Knowing them, I'd expect nothing less honestly.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Does this thing have alcohol as an ingredient?

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Hand lotion is a mixture of water, oil and an emulsifier! I don’t think an apolar diluent can have any place in it?

But I am sure its flavored very pleasantly regardless

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I've been wondering why so much sunscreen has alcohol, exactly because of what you explained. Do you happen to know?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Not OP but just to hazard a guess:

Alcohol evaporates quickly. It’s probably there for the same reason it’s used in dry shampoos and antiperspirants; to make something that sprays but drys into a powder or thickens to a gel in a very short period of time.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t understand the connection? I don’t think sunscreen contains oil?

UV protection is based on a mineral or chemical filtration aaaaaaaand I looked it up oil does not provide UV prot

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Huh I thought since most are moisturizing that they were basically lotion with extra sun protecting ingredients!

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No alcohol? Sorry, can't think of any use of that substance. Throw it away then...

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Yes, would be happy to learn so otherwise if you actually had anything to add!

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Legit have had paranoid patients making shivs or trying to start floods or fires and barricading their doors soap or lotion themselves up. The barricading isn't usually an issue because most places I've worked have had swingstop doors but extracting them without getting them or us hurt always fucking sucks. Usually someone who's spent time in the correctional system doing stuff like that with the soap or lotion but one dude was a combat veteran. That suuucked.

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 10 minutes ago

shitsec when the clown covers himself in space lube

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 minutes ago

something something transphobic Silence of the Lambs joke