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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 
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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 0 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website

[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 0 points 4 months ago

Here's a Kurzgesagt-esque diagram for some reason:

https://i.ibb.co/v4NtP78h/The-Vaginal-Fornices.png

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Also the real big ones frequently take the back door. Training can rearrange the corridor.

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[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It’s what the internet was made for.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

grab your dick and double click

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

I'm a practicing gastrointestinal and thoracic surgeon for 20 years and MY dick is a murder weapon

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Never. EVER see this with your parents, even if it is “on Broadway”

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I got the chance to see this live and some of those scenes would make you bright red around your parents. I can confirm this advice. Great show otherwise!

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 0 points 4 months ago

I concur. We need to assess it as well.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy grant awards for whoever can find it.

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 months ago

You get tracking cookies from our 384 close affiliates.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 0 points 4 months ago

I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 4 months ago

Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I'll switch the image too!

[–] angelmountain@feddit.nl 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is there a difference between the two different entrances?

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 0 points 4 months ago

It makes so much more sense now, thanks!

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 0 points 4 months ago

10-30% seems pretty high to dismiss

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that's bigger than the penetrated line.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

"This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Can you add marks like these?

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What does this "save" button do? Let me test quick.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

So? What does it do?

Edit. Nevermind. It makes stains on your clothes and around you.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

mine made my phone all sticky.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have found that the usage of metric and imperial is inconsistent.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 0 points 4 months ago

That's true, you really have to get up close to see that inconsistency.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I'd know...

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Could be, could be. But even hitting the cervix is fornices does not feel good if you're going hard

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[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 months ago (7 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

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