The problem is you aren’t thinking like a billionaire. When your Nazi truck catches on fire when it rains and kills your customer, the company gets to sell a new Nazi truck to your customer’s child. That doubles every sale and potentially triples once the grandchildren are of driving age.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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Actual reason Elon Musk pushes for higher birth rates?
Why stop there? Drop the driving age. Get rid of licenses and insurance. Mandatory vehicle ownership? Make it easier to sell to more.
The guy that's developing robots to replace humans wants a higher birthrate.
(Cuz he knows they can't replace humans, they can barely walk)
They can’t walk, but they can take tax payer dollars and put them in pockets.
"We need to cut costs! Why are we spending extra to drill these stupid holes all over the vehicle?"
"Sir, that's a drain h—"
"Yeah, I don't care what they are, I want them gone, or you're fired."
Hanlon's razor says this is stupidity, but I love the thought of a malicious engineer.
I'd like to imagine that an engineer or designer got burned for pointing out issue with the CT, and after that they decided to just "yes man" Elon.
Wanna tow stuff with it, but also have a cast Aluminum frame? Sure thing!
You want capacitive sensors on the exterior of the vehicle? GENIUS!
Reduce weakpoints in the frame by not putting in drain holes? We won't worry about rust because it's made of stainless steel and aluminum? Eureka!
Maybe they all designed the swasticar as a joke / training for what not to do
You mean Occam's Razor?
Elon’s Razor: the most likely explanation is that Elon is an asshole.
waterproof enough to serve briefly as a ~~boat~~
bathtub
And a toaster, you get two for one really
Features electric massage.
You can't take those things though car washes? I heard you can only use touchless, but that's probably even more water than a brushy one.
It's because everything's computer
What an innovation, it's a smartphone on wheels held together by glue and hopes of disuse.
What about if it rains. Or like…you clean it yourself??
Owners are expected to lick their cars.
Most do it without knowing it's mandatory.
Is the entire frame just cast aluminum!? It legitimately looks like he had his rocket engineers build this one.
You can't get more disparate inspection/maintenance schedules than aerospace vs. Automotive.