30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
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These guys were THIRSTY!
If only there was a vegan alternative.
you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
Taking a bath in style
Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.
There are online marketplaces for it.
The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs
He's shy.
One man's cum is another man's income
How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
Yes, about one ejaculate.
Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷
There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).
I think it's S3e01
Is nothing sacred?
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
I don't know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
Prost Mahlzeit!
Do they plan to make Red Bull?
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
New Jackass Episode???
Finally, bull milk!
Creamy and delicious
Did no one see this coming?
What are you going to do with it @instantnudel@feddit.org?
Why me 😭
Well it's a little obvious don't you think? Who else would be able to handle this absurd amount of semen? Also what would an average person do with it? Exactly. Only a person that craves the seed like we crave for oxygen would do it. Somebody that literally breaths fresh life (because of semen)
Do you have any reason (or alibi) why it should not be you?
The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
"Quick, spit it into this thermos!"