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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

I think "What is the purpose of this meeting and why am I being included" is almost polite as-is, but "why am I being included" sounds a little rude. Maybe "what is the purpose of this meeting and is my presence needed?" Maybe "beneficial" instead of "needed" depending on who exactly you're emailing.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 7 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry, is this some corposhittery I can't relate to due to me being an enlightened SME-guy? (My salary is 3 months past due because of the company's financial struggle)

[–] Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I had a situation like this where I'd like to be involved in the meeting that I was requested and they thought I was required to be in. I'm a just barely above entry level employee and was told by my supervisor that I should not be attending the meetings anyhow the request is coming from project managers.

Finally get pinged in a meeting chat asking where I was and told them I was informed I should not be attending these moving forward. The project manager asked if this input came from a director that is 5 levels above me. I told them no, it came from my supervisor, if you need me, I will attend the meeting however I'm not sure if my input would be the information you are looking for.

2 months later, still getting required meeting invites but told by my supervisor to not accept it.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

#Corpo-Pro-Tips

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate corpo bs speak. Makes me wish I was German or something.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

But we all know she's not looking forward to reading the recap, and probably won't.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

do you need my presence here

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Are you not entertained?

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sounds like you were summoned by ouija board.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Y'all are invited to optional meetings??? Lol

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The first way sounds polite enough for me.

[–] bieren@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Corpospeak. Never a clearer way to be sure that someone or something doesn’t give a fuck about you as a human being.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 1 week ago

I usually join the meeting and start asking a lots of questions and clarifications because I don't know what the stuff is about. After that, the amount of useless meeting requests drops like a rock.

[–] CtrlAltDefeat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Tf am I doing here?

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