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Tom Cruise. Enough said.

Jack Black. Seems like a nice dude, but he’s a an annoying presence in every movie he’s in. His is the definition of a “sweat act”.

Will Ferrell

Chris Pratt

Mark Wahlberg makes my skin crawl

Jared Leto, Tom Cruise. Here on Lemmy they might not be as loved as in the general population, but these pieces of shit posing as human beings are definitely loved more than they should.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Why does this man have an acting career?

Ray Romano

Jack Black. I think it was around the time he started up his Jablinksy crap on Youtube. There were tons of "organic posts" on reddit about it and it just didn't sit right with me. Ever since I can't stand him.

Zendaya, very boring actress

Gal Godot.

I'm very impressed with Lemmy here for not doing what Reddit would have and naming a long list of attractive women. That being said, if I didn't feel a moral obligation to boycott Gal Godot, she is so talentless that she hasn't made anyone else's list because it's such a low hanging fruit.

Leonardo DiCaprio. I get huge, cringy 'imposter syndrome' vibes from him, like he knows he shouldn't be doing this for a living but soldiers on regardless. I've never bought into a single one of his performances. He always seems like he's 'acting', and never really embodies the characters or reacts 'in the moment'. It's all a poor imitation of what he has seen other actors do.

I hate that he became Scorsese's new De Niro, and so when I hear of a new Scorsese film I get excited and then immediately lose interest knowing that DiCaprio is probably gonna be leading it. Literally every film he has done would have been better with a different actor.

Also Nicolas Cage. I get the memey antifan sort of thing that bolsters his career, but let's be honest, there's no hint of talent in the man. He has ruined what might have been great films. Bringing Out the Dead could have been a legit classic if not for his involvement.

Ben Afflict.

Was very weird how everyone liked that he was chosen as Batman, he was such a bad Batman. He actually gave rich prick vibes.

Ryan Reynolds. Man got married on a plantation and no one seems to care, plus he plays the same character in everything he's in.

Adam Sandler

Jim Carrey anytime he does comedy.

Will Ferrell. He's a creep. He's not funny and is way too keen to play the love interest of actresses much younger than he is.

Tom Hanks.

He seems like a lovely person. I just can't stand seeing him act.

Tom Cruise & Will Smith.

Ryan Reynolds because I've met and had the displeasure of working with him twice.

Julia Roberts.

She was awarded a Best Actress trophy or whatever the fuck it's called... She couldn't even act surprised. Because she obviously knew she was getting it ahead of time.

Anthony Mackie. Nothing particularly offensive about him, but he's a bit of a charisma vacuum and that constant pinch-faced expression irritates me for some reason.