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[–] Joeyowlhouse@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 week ago

And people wonder why South Park stopped making episodes. The world of South Park is normal compared to this.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Is that the original GTA (fuck I am getting old)

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Same with right to hit Nazis and police with cars.

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Hmm, I guess if some magat protesters are around they would be fair game to get run over as well.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm all for hating desantis, but context is important:

We also have a policy that if you're driving on one of those streets and a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you, you have a right to flee for your safety.

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“Have Right to Hit [liberal, democratic, equality-seeking, anti-fascist] Protesters With Cars [but not pro-fascist, talibangelical, NAZI demonstrators]”

The subtext is important.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 week ago

This guy has predatory eyes.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read that as Protestants and wondered how long Desantis had been a Fenian

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

cuz pedestrian in FL means homeless or drug addicts, so they are ok to run over

Whenever i see a circle with stuff radiating in the circle behind him, abd the image is low res, my brain just fills it in with a sonnenrad.

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Just an FYI if you don’t smoke weed. Buy an AR15 and just be prepared. But if you do smoke weed. Buy it anyways but don’t admit you smoke weed. Ever.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if you're surrounded by cops?

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[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This would be a very easy self defense case for armed protestors.

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