Is the new bottle identical to the bottle after the sip was taken? That would mean each copy has less juice than the one before it. So although the total amount of juice increases when a copy is made (at least until the sip is larger than the remaining juice), it would still run out eventually.
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Good question. The same goes for the label. If I rip it away and burn it before drinking, would I then turn into a bottle that also doesn't have a label, making it even more dangerous to other people.
Now these are the real questions
And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.
Once all of the fuller bottles are depleted, we're gonna see some exponential growth in the bottle population.
I know I would become one of those juices
I gotta fuckin' know...
“Here, drink this”
"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the- World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH, the paint would't even have time to dry."
- Terry Pratchett
But what does it taste like?
It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.
But what do the other bottles taste like?
The first bottle, IIRC.
It’s impossible to ever know
Ha! Kid and Play for someone of my intelligence! All you have to do is drink an Odd just a sip and the rest of the Juice is yours!
ok but how does this works? if i pour it on the ground and lick it, do i turn into a puddle? or it stops working because technically it's no longer a "bottle of juice"?
It just turns you into the same bottle. The juice is what transforms you; the bottle is just a convenient inbuilt warning.
Makes sense. I feel there should be law mandating the juice be sold in the original bottle so that consumers can be well informed what they are transforming into.
"My God... The juice is loose!"
Hypothetically asking, can I get one and serve in a glass to someone else?
Of course
Ok. I'm getting really hypothetical here, but leaving this at party can spread the juice quickly and even wider spread if it gets into water system. Whole life on earth will turn juice soon...
so like a Cat's Cradle kind of situation? 🤔
You're a true villain
What happens if you pour a bit of 3 different bottles into a cup, mix it up and then drink it. Which bottle do you turn into?
Yes
A wise man say: If we drink the juice, are we not ourselves changed?
inanimate_tf
When someone takes a sip, does an equal amount of elixir drain from each? Is this a finite resource?
No, each bottle is an independent entity
But im so thristy
We're doing juice memes now?
I'm off to bed, but I hope somebody makes a 'juice that turns you into beans' meme before morning so I don't have to
Better than the _🎵Juice That Makes Your Head Explode🎵 _
Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.
but maybe these were all just originally bottles?