This isn't a car
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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What time is it?
Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"
"Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meet up with some friends later."
Cool. Anyway...
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
"Big deal- I also have a small cock."
No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"
Barf in his face.
"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
I have people who love me.
Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao
Cool story bro
neet
That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?
Yao_Ming.gif
I don't have a car
I think I made the better choice.
"Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?"
My phone is more accurate