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[–] Lime66@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Inaccurate. That house has decent structural integrity despite being a cruel joke made by the architect, vibe code could never

Locks probably work too.

[–] davad@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hmm, I dunno if that's a fair comparison. That house might be structurally sound and just look weird.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

A vibe coder's house equivalently would have collapsed on the person who purchased it as soon as the closed the door behind them.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Does it stay up? Yes.

Can you sleep in it? Technically

Does it have running electricity and water? (Optional anyway)

Another big win for vibe coders. Pack it up, we're taking the W home.

Groverhaus is a vibe coder built house. Load bearing drywall.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If this house took 2 days to build and costs 5k, I'll take it.

[–] twopi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In this market absolutely. One could easily flip it to $500k in a couple days.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 22 hours ago

Well, if all "AI houses" suddenly cost 5k all around, you wouldn't flip it, but I would gladly live in one of them if I can stop paying rent/mortgage.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Talking to my structural engineer friend about the way we build software makes him sad every time. And I'm not even talking about vibe coding. Yet.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] andybytes@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad." Hahahahah

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is literally the difference between me and my wife ;)

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You absolutely can regex (some) html if you sanitize and maybe convert it beforehand.

Btw, why are parsers always built to support the whole thing and maybe throw an error on or just consume unsupported shenanigans? That's how you get security vulnerabilities in picture formats. Instead of just picking the things you support and ignoring the rest.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You always have to balance: Do you want the user to have "some" user experience, or none at all.

In the case of image viewers or browsers or stuff, it's most often better to show the user something, even if it isn't perfect, than to show nothing at all. Especially if it's an user who can't do anything to fix the broken thing at all.

That said, if the user is a developer who is currently developing the solution, then the parser should be as strict as possible, because the developer can fix stuff before it goes into production.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Did you tell him about fuzzers yet?

This looks like a real house and I'm pretty sure it's not built by a vibe coder so I call shenanigans.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

That house looks like it's begging to be mercy killed.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

I'm sure the owner's laptop has Windows on it, too.

I'll see myself out....

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

False: it is not also on fire. That’s how I can tell this is AI.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub -1 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure I understand your reply, but if your second sentence is saying that this image is AI-generated then you might like to know that this building is in Belgium and there's other photos online.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

That house is in the "so bad, it's good" category. Vibe coders can only aspire to such things.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's like Winchester House, but with windows...

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I kinda like escher’s work…. And this is giving off those vibes…

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Escher used a lot of repeating patterns. This is more like a Picasso.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was kinda referring to the impossible shapes and dimensional illusions Escher used. Like this one:

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Sure, I could see that. But on the other hand, this is ostensibly a photo of a building that exists IRL, so clearly it can't be topologically impossible in an Escher-esque way.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

That's $400k worth of house and $500k worth of windows. Lotta big custom glass in there.

[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 days ago

That is an accurate representation of my projects. I'm not a vibe coder 😭

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 2 days ago

That looks like the Hundertwasserhaus’s evil twin

Looks like an AI's failed attempt to generate an image of a house lol

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So much about vibe coding and yet I have not seen any (working) application or project made by utilizing it.

Well, I wonder why...